Sam Kinison
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A caricature of Sam Kinison exhibiting the aggression and anger of his stand-up comedy acts. |
Samuel "Sam" Burl Kinison (
December 8 1953 –
April 10 1992) was an
American stand-up comedian and actor. He was famous for his raunchy
humor and wild, colorful outfits. A former revival-style
preacher, his standup routines were most often characterized by intense, angry ranting punctuated by a trademark primal scream.
Early life
Kinison was born in
Yakima,WA, and originally became a preacher, which shouldn't be a surprise to most fans as his routines always border on fire and brimstone style screaming. He was forced to leave preaching when he divorced his wife, at which time he took up comedy. Shortly before his death he took to the pulpit one last time.
Comedy life
Kinison's appearance on
Late Night with David Letterman on
November 14 1985 is widely considered to be his breakthrough performance.
Letterman's introduction of Kinison would prove to be prescient: "Brace yourselves. I'm not kidding. Sam Kinison."
Kinison might be considered a "
rock and roll comedian" since he occasionally was accompanied by a touring band, as well as having a prodigious appetite for
drugs and
alcohol. In
1988, he had a hit song with his novelty version of the
Troggs' "
Wild Thing." The video for his version of "Wild Thing" played like a who's who of rock artists, from bad boy
Billy Idol, and rock guitar god
Steve Vai, to guitar god
Frank Zappa's son
Dweezil Zappa, and a raunchy "roll on the mat" dance with
Jessica Hahn. Sam hammered out some licks on a custom
Stratocaster with an airbrush picture of his face frozen in his famous scream. One of his albums featured four songs performed by him and his band, and during one notable
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson performance, he delivered what began as a beautifully rendered version of
Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonight," but which descended into angry ranting during the spoken breakdown.
Some of Kinison's most spontaneous moments came during his frequent appearances on
Howard Stern's radio show. He made an angry phone call on-air to
Bobcat Goldthwait. He embarrassed comedienne
Judy Tenuta to the point of driving her off the show, as he sat in with
Penn Jillette,
Chuck McCann, and
Jack Riley. His most notorious stunt resulted in a highly entertaining on-air feud with Stern: he made an on-air promise to bring to the show members of the rock-n-roll band
Bon Jovi, with whom Stern was feuding, but they never showed up. It turned out that Bon Jovi had no intention of going. Kinison, upon discovering this, decided not to call Stern out of fear of embarrassing Bon Jovi. Stern's reaction was swift and vindictive, bringing about the eventual apology of Kinison, but not before one of the show's funniest moments in which comedian
Gilbert Gottfried and Stern both savaged an emotionally charged phone call Stern had with Kinison, during which both stars used the words "man" and "dude" toward one another so often that Gottfried and Stern went into stitches on hearing the playback. Stern and Kinison eventually made up, and paired on Stern's pay-per-view special,
U.S. Open Sores. Today Howard Stern remembers Kinison fondly and acknowledges his comedic genius often on his radio show.
Even as Kinison sometimes seemed a romantic at heart, his routines mostly expressed a dim view of
love, possibly as a result of a string of failed relationships, but more plausibly because of the kind of women he attracted.
Death
He was working to get himself clean and sober in the months immediately before his death and married his girlfriend
Malika Souiri in
1992. But just six days after the
wedding, his white
Trans Am was struck by a seventeen-year-old
drunk driver on a two lane highway in the
Mojave Desert near
Needles,
California. He was wearing no seat belt and his head struck the windshield upon impact. A passerby immediately notified emergency services and attempted
CPR, but with no success. He was taken to the Needles Desert Community Hospital but died from his injuries on the way. He was 38 years old.
Ironically, Kinison had often belittled the dangers of drunken driving in his comedic skits with statements like:: "You're just trying to get home, right?" : "Yeah…give me a bus pass…" : "Right!" and : "It's the only way to get the goddamn car back to the house!"
He is interred with family members at the Memorial Park Cemetery in
Tulsa,
Oklahoma.
An end to world hunger:Kinison talked about the people that go over to
Ethiopia and film commercials to get you to send money to help feed the kids; meanwhile the filming crew is five feet away and maybe they could give the kids a sandwich. He claimed that if you really want to help starving Ethiopian kids, then stop sending your money. Instead, send some
U-Haul trucks to take the people where the food is. He went on to explain to the Ethiopians that they can't plant food in sand, and in a hundred years it will still be sand. He would end the routine by screaming
"We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, assholes!" [
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Bringing forth liquor from the barren land:Kinison also had a reputation for coming through to keep the party going. Once, after two shows and the following party, all his hotel mini bars had run dry, so he went down to the main bar but was told that after legal serving hours, the bar was locked and the hotel manager didn't even have the key. So, Sam found a phone book and called a local limousine service. He asked "All your limos have stocked bars, right?" "Well, yes," the limo service answered. So Sam ordered a fleet of limousines to restock the party.
;Sex:He often claimed "I'm just trying to help" and would offer the audience suggestions for stronger relationships and better sex. One of his more notorious comic routines included the suggestion that while performing
cunnilingus one ought to lick the letters of the
alphabet. He even went so far as to suggest
amyl nitrite by the bed side, in one routine.
;Breaking up with his girlfriend:Accompanying himself on the piano, Kinison, in his most earnest voice, told the story of a special girlfriend, their extremely close bond, and how her sudden disinterest in the relationship coincided with the zero balance of his bank account. As the piano accompaniment built to a climax, he dedicated to her this song, "YOU FUCKING WHORE
! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my fucking records back!" This bit closed his debut album, Louder Than Hell (which has yet to be reissued on CD), his first HBO special Breaking the Rules, and various other live performances and television appearances. You can watch it here; it's the second to last link--Saturday Night Live (the second one)
;Jesus:Religion was always a favourite topic with Kinison. He would often mock Christ in his act, saying that Jesus is coming back "real soon now, just as soon as he can PLAY THE PIANO AGAIN!". He once did a bit where Jesus was on the Cross and there were a bunch of Christians standing around wondering what to do. "It's a shame that he has to die," they would say, with Jesus replying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to, if somebody would get a ladder and a pair of pliers!" Kinison has some speculations about the resurrection. Every horror movie in which the dead come back to life had people freaking out, but when Jesus does it, everyone's really happy to see him. He also cited this as evidence that Jesus was never married, because no wife would ever believe that her husband was gone for three days because he was dead, and then magically came back to life. He also said that he wasn't afraid of going to Hell, simply because "I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med!".
In spite of all the mockery and blasphemy in his comic acts, Kinison professed to be a deeply religious man.
;The 1986 Bombing of Libya:Kinison's first record, Louder Than Hell, was recorded shortly after the 1986 Bombing of Libya. This provided Kinison with the opportunity to do a bit that was both topical and patriotic for his American audience. Virtually all Americans considered Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi to be a maniacal tyrant and benefactor of international terrorism, so Kinison was not taking any great risks when he did the following jokes.
"I'm just in that fuckin' mood. Ever since we bombed Libya, ya know, I'm just in that fuckin' tear everything up mood. BLAST 'EM! That was just too cool man, American bombers going in going, 'WHERE'S THE BABY'S ROOM?' BLAM | !"
"'Where do you keep the little girl?' (ballistic bomb whistling) BLAM | !"
"We only fucked up one place, we accidentally dropped a bomb on the French embassy. 'Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Aw, sorry about that fellahs. I'm sure we would have had better aim if we had more FUCKING SLEEP! Thanks for those 6500 extra air miles, you fuckheads, BUILD A NEW HOUSE!' BLAM | !"*Bill Hicks was a close friend of Sam's. *Tony Scott's 2005 film "Domino", starring Keira Knightley and Mickey Rourke, featured the Sam Kinison Monument in Needles, California. No such monument exists. The "monument" in the film was merely a foam prop. *Kinison was considered for the role of Al Bundy in the sitcom Married... with Children, but producers thought he would be too controversial, so Ed O'Neill won the part. However, Kinison did make an appearance on the series as an angel during a Christmas episode when Al had an It's a Wonderful Life-like moment. That performance is at this link, in two parts; the links are partway down the page *He had a supporting role as a history teacher in the 1986 Rodney Dangerfield movie Back to School; the link is here, the first link on the list *He had a supporting role as a Mexican bandit in the 1986 movie ¡Three Amigos!, but his scene was cut. Kinison believed this was due to Chevy Chase being jealous of how Kinison stole several scenes in Back to School. *Following Sam's death, Howard Stern has had Kinison's brother, Bill Kinison, perform the voice of Sam from beyond the grave. *Comedian and impressionist Craig Gass has also performed the voice of Sam Kinison on the Howard Stern Show and in his comedy routine. *In the late 80s Sam was linked romantically with Seka the porn star, who made an appearance during the sign-off at the end of the episode of Saturday Night Live that Sam was hosting. *In Pauly Shore's movie Pauly Shore Is Dead, the closing shot is an epitaph to Kinison. Kinison also "appears" several times in the movie to give Pauly advice. *Comedian Chris Rock said among his fondest memories from his early days in stand-up was the pleasure of "hangin' with Sam." *In the early 1980's, Blackie Lawless was so inspired by Kinison's routine at the Troubadour that he proceeded to write the lyrics for the debut single of W.A.S.P., Animal (Fuck like a beast), based on it. In the routine, Kinison went on and on about his (alleged) wife, whom he hated, calling her a beast.Louder Than Hell (1986) Have You Seen Me Lately? (1988) Leader of the Banned (1990) Live From Hell (1993)Charlie Hoover (1991) (TV) ... Hugh *Bon Jovi's Bad Medicine music video ... himself ¡Three Amigos! (1986) ... Mexican Bandit (uncredited) Back to School (1986) ... Professor Terguson Savage Dawn (1985) ... Barber *NNDB Entry *A Multimedia Tribute to the Life and Comedy of Sam Kinison *Sam Kinison Tribute Site by Comedian Screamin Sam *Clip featuring an example of Kinison's stand up routine * Sam Kinison's Gravesite
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