Two plus two make five
The phrase
"two plus two make five" (or
"2 + 2 = 5") is sometimes used as a succinct and vivid representation of an
illogical statement, especially one made and maintained to suit an
ideological agenda.
Its common use originates from its inclusion in
George Orwell's
Nineteen Eighty-Four (Part Three, Chapter Two), where it is contrasted with the true, mathematical phrase "two plus two make four." Orwell's
protagonist,
Winston Smith, uses the phrase to wonder if the State might declare "two plus two makes five" as a fact; he ponders that, if everybody believes in it, does that make it true? Smith writes, "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." Later in the novel, Smith attempts to use
doublethink to teach himself that the statement is true.
Orwell
Orwell had used the concept before publishing
1984. During his employment at the
BBC, he became familiar with the methods of
Nazi propaganda. In his essay
Looking Back on the Spanish War, published 4 years before
1984, Orwell wrote:
Nazi theory indeed specifically denies that such a thing as "the truth" exists. […] The implied objective of this line of thought is a nightmare world in which the Leader, or some ruling clique, controls not only the future but
the past. If the Leader says of such and such an event, "It never happened"â€"well, it never happened. If he says that two and two are fiveâ€"well, two and two are five. This prospect frightens me much more than bombs […]
In the view of most of Orwell's biographers, the main source for this was
Assignment in Utopia by
Eugene Lyons, an account of his time in the Soviet Union. This contains a chapter "2+2=5", which was a slogan used by Stalin's government to predict that the
Five year plan would be completed in four years, which for a time appeared widely in
Moscow.
However, Orwell may also have been influenced by
Nazi Reichsmarschall Hermann Göring, who once, in a debatably hyperbolic display of loyalty to
Adolf Hitler, declared, "If the Führer wants it, two and two make five!" ()
Zamyatin
Yevgeny Zamyatin's novel
We, an acknowledged precursor to
Nineteen Eighty-Four, has an advocate of the totalitarian state discussing the sum "two times two makes four" in an argument against freedom. The character argues that it would "be an absurdity if these two and two were to get notions about some sort of freedom - i.e., about that which is clearly an error".
Dostoevsky & Victor Hugo
In
Fyodor Dostoevsky's
Notes from Underground, the protagonist implicitly supports the idea of two plus two making five, spending several paragraphs considering the implications of rejecting the statement "two plus two makes four."
His purpose is not ideological, however. Instead, he proposes that it is the free will to choose or reject the logical as well as the illogical that makes mankind human. He adds: "I admit that two times two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, two times two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too."
Dostoevsky was writing in 1864. However, according to
Roderick T. Long,
Victor Hugo had used the phrase back in 1852. He objected to the way in which the vast majority of French voters had backed
Napoleon III, endorsing the way liberal values had been ignored in Napoleon III's coup.
Victor Hugo said "Now, get seven million five hundred thousand votes to declare that two and two make five, that the straight line is the longest road, that the whole is less than its part; get it declared by eight millions, by ten millions, by a hundred millions of votes, you will not have advanced a step."
It's very plausible that Dostoevsky had this in mind. He had been sentenced to death for his participation in a radical intellectual discussion group. The sentence was commuted to imprisonment in Siberia, and he then changed his opinions to something that doesn't fit any conventional labels.
The idea seems to have been significant to
Russian literature.
Ivan Turgenev wrote in
prayer, one of his
Poems in Prose "Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself to this: Great God, grant that twice two be not four." Also similar sentiments are said to be among
Leo Tolstoy's last words when urged to convert to the
Russian Orthodox Church: "Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six."
The concept of "2+2=5" is featured in TV shows, websites, and T-shirts.
Television
* In an episode of
Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Chain of Command," Captain
Picard of the Starship Enterprise is tortured by a
Cardassian in a manner similar to a torture scene from
1984. During the episode the Cardassian officer tries to coerce Picard to admit seeing five lights when in fact there were only four. Picard valiantly sticks to reality. Near the end when Picard is rescued by his crew, he proudly declares, once again, that "there are [only] four lights!". However, later in a counseling session with
Deanna Troi, Picard admits that he believed he
could see five lights at the end. This admission is reminiscent of a scene in
1984 when the protagonist Winston Smith is electroshocked into declaring that he saw five fingers when in fact he only saw four ("Four! Five! Six! I don't know!").
* In the animated
television series
The Fairly Oddparents, crazed teacher Mr. Crocker declared that if he had magical
fairy godparents he would "make 2 + 2 = fish". A later episode had the same teacher saying to
Stephen Hawking that 2 + 2 = 5. At the end of the episode Mr. Crocker is shown saying that 2 + 2 = 6, not five.
* In the episode of
The Simpsons when Bart posed as a native of a neighboring community, some of the local boys ask Bart why he's never seen in school. "I don't go to school," Bart replies. "Oh yeah?" one of the other boys asks, demanding proof. "What's two plus two?" they ask. Bart answers, very matter-of-factly, "Five." The other boys shrug and say, "Well, his story checks out."
Websites
*
ThinkGeek produces a popular t-shirt that said "2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2" as a parody on the concept of mathematical approximation.
* The
Slashdot icon for its education section is a chalkboard with "2 + 2 = 5" written on it.
Songs
*"
2 + 2 = 5" is a song on
Radiohead's 6th album,
Hail to the Thief.
*In the song "George Orwell Must Be Laughing His Ass Off" by
Mea Culpa, the second verse begins with "If 2 plus 2 don't equal 5 I guess I'm just no fun."
*Singer/songwriter
Jonatha Brooke published a song called "When Two and Two are Five" with
Jennifer Kimball (as
The Story).
*The
Pet Shop Boys have a song called "one and one make five" on their 1993 album
Very.
*The song "The Panama Deception" by
Anti-Flag begins with the text "Their two plus two does not equal four. Their two plus two equals whatever they want us to die for."
*
Bad Religion has a song called "Do What You Want" on their 1987 album
Suffer in which they sing "And I'll believe in God when one and one are five".
*
Thomas Dolby writes in his song "That's why people fall in love" (from the album Astronauts and Heretics) that "Two and Two make five and quarter, that's why people fall in love."
*
Living Colour sings in "Cult of Personality," before directly naming
Stalin, "I exploit you; still you love me. I tell you 1 and 1 makes 3."
* On a less explicitly political note, in the eponymous theme song from the film
School of Rock,
Jack Black sings "Recess is in session/two and two make five."
*"2 + 2 = 5, for
sufficiently large values of 2" is a reminder about the way estimation errors compound in numerical calculations. One example is when
rounding is directly involved: 2.4 is rounded down to 2 ("a large value of 2"), while 2.4 + 2.4 (which is equal to 4.8) is rounded up to 5.
