Expert: Calum Maclean Date: 5/18/2005 Subject: Anit - Abba Society
Question Now look here sonny. You strike me as a decent enough fellow but calling me a hippie has meant that you will be recieve an amount of prank questions from my peers in the Anti-Abba Society. That's just a warming. If you appologise sincerly then I will forgive tou as I am a decent and ungeek-like individual. I do live at home but thats because my parents died and I have a 3 story,6 bedrooms chick magnet. I bet you live in a bungalo with a bucket for ducks to drink out of. heehehe!
So I expect an apology sooner rather than later or else a barrage of pranky questions will be sent.
J.H. Peathe
P.S. Who is Michael Lee - the world famous rock climber?
PPS Needn't is not spelt "Needen't"
Answer Well, I thought that you were in the Anti-Abba society, not the "Anit - Abba Society" as the subject line proclaims! "I will forgive tou" - who the hell is "tou"????
As to your peers pranks, BRING IT ON!! Michael Lee is not world famous - he is a specky wee Harry Potter lookalike. I'll thank you not to make any more threats or that long hippie hair will be cut! I know your game and know where you live -(under the bridge that goes over the burn!)
So don't threaten me, you little punk!
