Expert: Calum Maclean Date: 5/15/2005 Subject: Anit - Abba Society
Question Hi,
I am a member of the anti-Abba society (www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A677009 ) and would like to know exactly what it is that appeals to you. They're mindless lyrics and fruitfully disasterous melodies make me want to throw up like the other members in the Anti-Abba Society. They are responsible for todays life-less 'popular' music (so called because it is the complete opposite) and are a skeleton in the closet of an otherwise top-notch musical history. I suggest you stop living in the past, (get a face job) and start listening to some real music such as U2 and Oasis.
Sorry, but I was frankly annoyed to see and Abba expert on 'expert of the month',
J.H. Peathe
Answer Well, J.H.Peathe you frankly take me aback with ur scathing and mis-placed criticism! I feel you are not wholly serious and I suspect u may in fact be a prankster who calls himself "Michael Lee". If you are not then accept my deepest apologies as he is a crazed hippie! Your poor grammar: "They're" suggested that you are he although your spelling is decent, unlike his.(They're should be uesd as a shortened version of "they are")
In reply to your question, Abba are truly the greatest and most iconic band ever! Despite the fact that you are a homosexual, you needen' t feel left out of the Abba club. You have far too much hate inside of you, as displayed by your uncouth, and rude remark regarding my face! It is well known that U2 are greatly influenced by Abba, in fact "with or without you" pays homage to Benny! The anti-Abba society is for sad little geeks and i consider you in that group(i bet u still live at home!). I am cool and hip as reflected by the high ratings i have from customers! Thak you for your insight into the life of a pleb!
