Expert: Calum Maclean - 5/16/2005

Question
any idea as to the where abouts of the infamous puffy green jacket worn by bjorn in that video of "take a chance on me". if not can you point me in the direction of any replica green jackets so i can impress the guys at the club.(we're all abba lovers and ill be recommending you to them if you give me a good answer)
p.s. not keen on your tone on the 'previously asked questions' page... see if you can keep a civil tongue in your head for my answer - i get jumpy around swears/agressive language (no caps please)
thanks, george

Answer
well george, i shall steer well clear of the profanities used beforehand. sadly, the jacket was blown up on the set of "garth marenghi's dark place" (a scary 80's tv cult classic), after it was mistaken for a bomb. however, i know of the original retailer who still has three replicas in stock. his shop is known as abba-mart, and its address is:
abba-mart
12 gorach drive
boosaaso
somalia
sadly this country is in war and i have not been able to contact the propietor for over 2 weeks...   if you should happen to get a jacket your pals will be the colour of the coat with envy...
good luck