Expert: Calum Maclean - 5/30/2005

Question
I noticed that you have more nominations for 'expert of the month' than the number of questions that you have answered. And it appears that most of those unsolicted nominations were posted within a few seconds of oneanother,  highly unusual timing if these were from real questioners, wouldn't you say?  If you are going to give yourself an undeserved award at least you should try to be a little more clever about it. Why are you doing this?
Your ruse has been reported to the management.

Answer
Well, Michelle!!
You have a womans hair.
The fact is that many fans send multiple ratings as they do love me so! Many of the questions are private and do not appear on 'previously asked questions' page.
Most of my fans live in West Taipei and only get on t'internet for 2 minutes a day, so they all pile on and rate me at once, those loveable wee Taipeians...
Your jape has failed.  if you could tick the box when rating.....