Expert: Aaron Smith - 3/20/2007

Question
QUESTION: Is there any bad scenes in Click?
If yes, what?
ANSWER: what are you considering to be a bad scene? The best website for the answers to that question is www.screenit.com As Im not sure as to what your exactly looking for, whether it be violence, thematic elements and so on. That website will answer all your questions surrounding that movie and it will give you all the frightening scenes, violence and so on.

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QUESTION: bad as in sexual content?bad words?
that's what I'm looking for.  

Answer
This will be long so brace yourself. Also realize that alot of this is done in a comedic sense.

source: http://www.screenit.com/movies/2006/click.html#sn

Sexual Content:

•  On various occasions, we see the family's male dog humping a large, stuffed duck toy (at one point, the kids see this and call it "wrestling"). That includes it doing so in fast forward motion, and while "seated" back in a chair with the toy on top of him.
•  An Arabian prince sees a model that Michael has created and keeps reiterating that he wants the bar to be longer. He also comments on a wet t-shirt contest, prompting Michael to half-jokingly ask how about "An Arabian hootchie house?"
•  A woman in Ammer's office shows cleavage.
•  When Michael mistakes a kid in a swim meet for Ben, the boy says, "You're not my dad." Michael jokingly replies, "As far as you know."
•  We see Bill at the pool in a very small and tight Speedo type bathing suit.
•  After Morty gives Michael the remote for free, Michael asks what's the catch and then wonders if Morty wants him to take his shirt off, adding that he doesn't "play for that team."
•  We see Donna in a tight tank top and very small boxer shorts (presumably her sleeping attire).
•  Michael tells the family dog, "Why don't you do the humpy bumpy (or something sounding like that) on the duck" (meaning the stuffed toy).
•  Janine shows cleavage and then adjusts her clothed chest while referencing it and saying all of the guys at the gym will be hitting on her.
•  We hear that Janine has cheated on the men in her life by sleeping with their brothers. Michael thus refers to her as a horn dog and reminds her of her sexual addiction.
•  Michael accesses the "Making of" portion of the remote's menu. We then see him and Morty in his parents' bedroom in the past when he's being conceived. Not realizing who's under the covers where they see movement, hear giggling and the woman say, "That's the spot," Michael jokingly wonders, "Is this porn or something." Once he realizes where they are, they zip away, but end up in a pitch black area where light starts to pour through a slit that's being spread open, showing a doctor on the other side. Michael is grossed out and exclaims, "We're in my mother's vagina?" He and Morty then see Michael as a newborn, where the doctors think he's a girl, but then rethink that as they comment that they think they see a penis, with his mom commenting on him having a "tiny schmeckel."
•  We see a flashback to young Ted playfully commenting on keeping warm in a tent with his wife and they playfully kiss.
•  Ammer has two buxom women sitting across from each other on his desk, showing lots of leg and cleavage, and looking sexy.
•  Somewhat as a joke but also revenge, Michael tells Ammer that he has a woman for him (Janine) and adds "She'll eat you up" (with Ammer liking the suggestive sound of that).
•  Referencing the above comment from his birth, Michael says that now that he's an adult, his "schmeckel" has gotten bigger (with his mom joking that it couldn't have gotten any smaller). She then jokes about it being the size of a Tic-Tac, with him snidely offering to freshen her breath (meaning with it).
•  Holding the stuffed rabbit toy with a hole in its backside, Donna says she has to fix the bunny's "butt hole" (meaning that it's been caused by the family dog humping it).
•  Michael kisses Donna in bed, but she says they can't due to others possibly hearing them, but he says he'll be quiet (or quick). He then asks why they just can't "do it," adding that he doesn't have any new moves. She playfully replies that she likes the old ones, but then says she can be the (family) dog and that Michael can be the toy bunny (that the dog humps). We then see the sideways silhouette of them having sex in fast forward motion (his hips rapidly going up and down, but no details) and he's satisfied afterwards, but she isn't (due to the quickness of the act, which is commented on).
•  Morty tells Michael that he thinks Donna has a "tight, rocking body."
•  We see a comedy-based montage of the women Michael has been with in the past, starting with one girl seemingly reclining in the backseat of a car, while another girl is shown as having incredibly hairy underarms. Seeing the same thing, Morty asks if that's a man or woman and then adds, "What is this, Animal Planet?"
•  We see a close-up view (Michael's POV) of a buxom woman's chest bouncing up and down as she jogs (complete with exaggerated, accompanying bouncy sound effects). Moments later, while changing his skin color with the remote (and now being purple), he ad-libs the popular Barney song: "I love you, you love me, the jogger had giant boobies."
•  Ammer addresses his workers, giving a somewhat disingenuous speech about sexual harassment (a slide behind him shows a man starring at a woman's clothed butt as she's bent over). Moments later, he mentions homosexual harassment and another slide shows a shirtless man behind a clothed man (standing, presumably nothing sexual occurring). During this presentation, he also mentions "the office slut" and points out one woman who smiles back at him.
•  Upon hearing he got a promotion, Donna jumps up on Michael (who's standing), wrapping her legs around him (in her boxer shorts).
•  In a flashback, Janine (in punker attire in a bar) says, "I'm so horny now"
•  In a flashback, Michael and Donna passionately kiss.
•  About Janine, Michael tells Ammer, "She's doing your brother right now."
•  We see miscellaneous cleavage.
•  Now involved with Janine, Ammer mentions an incident in the past involving her and his brother.
•  Having skipped through time, Michael learns that the family dog has died. He then gets choked up, saying that the dog tried to hump his leg, that he didn't let him and that he should have.
•  Having skipped through time, Michael sees that they have a new dog and we then see it humping the same stuffed duck toy. Michael then jokes that it didn't take the duck long to get over Sundance (the former dog). Seeing that, Donna says it's turning her on and a comment is made about a kiss leading to something else and then three minutes being gone. We then see a fast-forwarded, sideways silhouette view of Michael having sex on top of Donna (no details, but obvious movement), with the joke being that the dog then rushes up and starts humping on Michael's butt before he shoos him away. Afterwards, Donna is upset about the quick sex again. Michael's life narrator then says that Michael again left Donna in bed confused and unsatisfied.
•  Bemoaning having skipped through time, Michael tells Morty that he likes sex, adding that it feels good. Morty says Michael missed one year of it, saying that's a lot of sex but then adding it's about 30 minutes for Michael.
•  After Michael has tried to destroy the remote, Morty jokes if this is a stick-up or if Michael is just happy to see him. We then see a straight-out erection type shape from the front of Michael's pants (it's the remote in there). Michael then says he's going to strip, but Morty warns him not to as there's only one place left for the remote to stick out from. Later, when Michael has gotten rid of the remote, he checks various places on his body, including patting his clothed crotch.
•  Having skipped through time, Michael discovers himself to be an obese, shirtless person and he comments on his own "t*tties." Later, and seeing Samantha all grown up, Michael asks when she got "boobs" and she replies the same time he did.
•  In the future, a radio announcer mentions that Michael Jackson cloned himself and is thus suing for molesting himself.
•  Having skipped through time, Michael finds his daughter grown up and wearing very small shorts and a cleavage-revealing top.
•  Having skipped through time, Michael sees a photo of his now adult son and a pretty woman sporting cleavage who he refers to as being "chesty." His son then tells him that it's Samantha (Michael's now adult daughter).
•  As a practical joke, Michael freezes everyone at a wedding and pulls down Bill's pants, revealing him in some small and tight briefs (or possibly a Speedo type bathing suit).
•  Michael's now teenage daughter shows cleavage and Michael tells her to cover "them" up.
•  After Michael barges into their bedroom at night, and then leaves, Ted tells his wife that he's now up and "what do you think?" (meaning he's asking if she wants to have sex). She then says if he massages her first, prompting him to reply, "Okay, let's go to sleep."
•  We see Donna in some small boxers.
•  Michael announces that he got the family dog a girl dog and we see the bulldog strut in, but then it and Sundance both hump the toy duck together (and Michael realizes the pet store lied to him about the dog's sex).
•  After a comment is made about "make sure she's fully satisfied," Donna is ready for sex, saying she'll change into her Pocahontas costume and Michael says he'll bring the (stuffed toy) duck.
•  Morty again tells Michael, "Your wife's body still drives me crazy."

Bad words:

•  At least 1 "f" word (with another incomplete one), 10 "s" words, 3 slang terms for sex ("do it," "doing" and what sounded like "humpy bumpy"), 3 for male genitals ("schmeckel" and "d*ck" with another possible one of the latter), 5 for breasts ("t*tties" and variations of "boob"), 10 asses, 7 hells, 3 variations of crap, 3 damns, 1 S.O.B., 7 uses of "Oh my God," 3 of "God," 2 each of "G-damn," "My God" and "Oh God" and 1 use of "Jesus."