Adult Swinging/ORAL
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Question
My new neighbor across the street is really cute. I want to break into his house
and wake him up with a blowjob. What's the best way to go about this?
Suzie,
I cannot morally or ethically assist in anyway with breaking & entering.
With that said . . . you are over-thinking this, men are simple creatures with only a few basic needs. The main one of those being SEX! Why not just walk up to him and tell him what you want to do? It is very likely he will gladly help you accomplish this.
Hope this helps, let me know if you have any further questions.
Good Luck,
Analisa
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Questions related to Swinging i.e. Why did you choose to become a swinger, He/She wants to but I have doubts, How to begin/get started, What is the purpose of swinging, Why would you become a swinger, Should we/shouldn't we, Rules (Are/Aren't they needed, What should they be, What should be non-negotiable, What can be compromised, What to do if rules are ignored or broken), House vs. private parties, Resources to locate other swingers, What does it mean to take one for the team Questions we can't answer: Any alternative sexual questions other than swinging, i.e. Bestiality, Gang Banging, anything to do with minors, B/D or S&M, toilet games, etc. We also don't feel proficient in answering in depth relationship questions, we are not marriage/relationship counselors, if we receive a question that falls into that category we will refer you to seek professional help.
Experience
Over 10 years in the Lifestyle, numerous events & encounters (some pleasant & enjoyable and others that were less than)
Organizations
NASCA, Good Vibrations, C4P
Education/Credentials
Both of us are college educated professionals.
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