AboutAnalisa Expertise Questions related to Swinging i.e. Why did you choose to become a swinger, He/She wants
to but I have doubts, How to begin/get started, What is the purpose of swinging, Why
would you become a swinger, Should we/shouldn't we, Rules (Are/Aren't they needed,
What should they be, What should be non-negotiable, What can be compromised, What to
do if rules are ignored or broken), House vs. private parties, Resources to locate other
swingers, What does it mean to take one for the team
Questions we can't answer: Any alternative sexual questions other than swinging, i.e.
Bestiality, Gang Banging, anything to do with minors, B/D or S&M, toilet games, etc. We also don't feel proficient in answering in depth relationship questions, we are not marriage/relationship counselors, if we receive a question that falls into that category we will refer you to seek professional help.
Experience Over 10 years in the Lifestyle, numerous events & encounters (some pleasant & enjoyable and others that were less than)
Organizations NASCA, Good Vibrations, C4P
Education/Credentials Both of us are college educated professionals.
Expert: Analisa Date: 4/18/2008 Subject: What is wrong with you?
Question Why on earth would you think it's ok to tell my THIRTEEN year old daughter to proposition our new neighbor sexually? In what part of the world is that acceptable? Are you part of some kind of Canadian Sex Cult? We live in a nice neighborhood with nice people and we don't need our children running around trying to felate older (and VERY MUCH MARRIED) men!!! Perhaps next time you'll advise her to masturbate with vegetables or have sex with the a black man! He would destroy her! A white woman cannot handle a black male! They have too much in the pants!
I am appalled!
Answer Dear Angry Mother,
While I have no idea who you are or who your daughter is, I can tell you I have NEVER knowingly told ANYONE who IDENTIFIED themselves as a MINOR to do any such thing.
If your 13 y/o daughter is the same person who sent me the question below, you will see that I actually suggested that she not commit a crime and instead choose the road of honesty.
Since my expertise is ADULT SWINGING maybe you might want to discuss why she is asking me ANY questions instead of discussing them with her mother.
Hope this helps,
Analisa
Questioner: Suzie
Category: Adult Swinging
Private: No View Published Answer
Subject: ORAL
Question: My new neighbor across the street is really cute. I want to break into his house and wake him up with a blowjob. What's the best way to go about this?
Answer: Suzie,
I cannot morally or ethically assist in anyway with breaking & entering.
With that said . . . you are over-thinking this, men are simple creatures with only a few basic needs. The main one of those being SEX! Why not just walk up to him and tell him what you want to do? It is very likely he will gladly help you accomplish this.
Hope this helps, let me know if you have any further questions.
