Expert: Dr. Dennis W. Neder - 6/29/2008

Question
QUESTION: Hey,
I have 2 female roomates. I'm tall, skinny, and pretty. They are short, fat, and ugly.

Whenever I go out clubbing with them, and I look good, they start teasing me calling me flat chested.

Once or twice I didn't care. I just said "hey, they may be small, but they're spectacular, and no man has ever complained."

They teased me again about my small breasts and I said "shut up, Paris and Nikki have feelings too"

But they keep on doing it. Now what do I say. Tease them about being fat and ugly?

ANSWER: Hello Jodi!

I'd just say, "They may be small, but they're attached to someone spectacular. Can yours say that?"

Best regards...

Dr. Dennis W. Neder
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QUESTION: Why do you think they are doing this? Making these kinds of snide comments?

I've never made any comments about how they look.

Answer
Hello again Jodi!

Oh, I'm sure it's because you're the most gorgeous, beautiful, witty, interesting, funny, small-breasted woman in the world with a low self-esteem.

Really Jodi, I don't know them. Why do YOU think they're saying this?

The answer you want to hear is that they're jealous of you. The reality is that they're probably taken with your huge insecurity.

Best regards...

Dr. Dennis W. Neder
President
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
Remington Publications
818.334.8826
http://beingaman.com
http://beingaman.tv
Publishers of "Being a Man in a Woman's World I & II"
Producers of "BAM! TV"