Expert: Dr. Dennis W. Neder - 4/30/2007

Question
ok, dis al started wen a tiny rumour went around linkin me with dis girl called becky.so in college class, these 2 boys start jokin about & sayin dat i like becky but i deny it. Wen becky comes in the class, she starts 2 sit with 1 of the boys -name jack.She jokes about da rumour 2, but deep down, i rly like her. BUT i saw her - i THINK she was flirting wit jack & it made me rly jealous.This is wot happened - she SAT wit him, TOUCHED his shoulder from time 2 time, bit her lip once whilst lookin at him (he didn't see it), then straight afterwards she Strokes her HAIR straight & asks 2 borrow his ipod. i like becky alot but i think she likes jack. Does she ?

& secondly, she constantly looked at me one time. i mean she looked straight at me for 20-30 secs without lookin elsewhere. BUT the thing is i SAW her lookin at me & she didnt do anythin to pretend she wasn't lookin at me. the point is girls tend 2 look away if they are caught lookin at a guy so i safely assume she dont like me..  

Answer
Hello Dani!

U spel reel gud! U shud b a riter! Wat r u doen waztin ur tim in coluge? N fac ur so smart y r u evun boderun to akz mi dis stuf? Hey! Diz iz fun. Mabe I rite da rest o'diz anzer dis way n c if u cun figer it out!

Dani, I'm not going to bother trying to translate your question. If you'd care to rewrite it, I'll give it a shot. It's both rude and inconsiderate to ask for help and make me work so hard trying to understand you!

Best regards...

Dr. Dennis W. Neder
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