Expert: Joe Kenney - 4/12/2000

Question
Joe,

  Don`t you think that the Cubs should have strippers as cheerleaders along the foul lines to cheer for the Cubs and distract the other teams?  I think so.  By the way, why haven`t you called me in Little Rock?  I miss you.

                                Love,

                                  Tubbs

Answer
Tub,
I strongly disagree with strippers at Wrigley.  Maybe that would fly in your state, but Illinois is a family state that loves the National pasttime.  I am disgusted with your lack of thought behind that statement.

I never recieved your phone number after I quietly woke up, tiptoed out the door, and ran like hell.  It must have been some sort of mix up.  One that I pay for daily.  (By the way, do not respond with your number, because Illinois was hit with a huge Lightning Storm yesterday, Storm Andrews, and no telephone power will be available until probably after 2005.  By that tiem you will be way too old for me.)

JOE