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Well I hear you Christians believe that your god was nailed to a cross...well my god, the norse thunder god, Thor, wields a giant hammer...is this a coincidence?  What do you think?

Answer
If you read the Bible and study history and science carefully, you will discover at least three things:  1) Jesus is not the founder of Christianity or anything remotely like it; 2) Almost everything the Bible predicted two thousand and more years ago is now either  scientific fact or probable in the near future and 3) None of the authors of the Bible would support modern Christianity, although they would all agree that Jesus died for our sins.

So, to answer your question, it would appear that your god Thor was invented by sinners, just as a bogus religion called Christianity was likewise, invented by sinners.

Which proves the point, like the Bible says, we all have sinned and fall short of moral and other perfection, which is why Jesus died.  It is pretty hard otherwise, if there is no sin, to explain why human beings would crucify their greatest moral teacher.

Now and then, a man or woman is heard sobbing on the evening news, because their child has suffered horribly and died from cancer, in a tragic accident or from some other kind of tragedy, sobbing that they would have gladly taken their child's place if they could have.

Thus, for our father in heaven to sacrifice his only son is the greatest demonstration of love known in all of recorded history, by a very long shot.  It was a far greater sacrifice for our father to give his only son, than if he had scraficed himself, as is clearly demonstrated by the man or woman who says about their own child's suffering, "If I could have only taken their place".

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Richard Aberdeen

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Author and songwriter; owner of Freedom Tracks Records, Nashville, Tennessee. Published three books available online at www.RichardAberdeen.com Can answer questions regarding the difference between Christianity and the historical Jesus and the differences between Christianity and what the Bible actually says. Extensive background in the Bible and biblical historical cultures. Lifetime student of history, biography and general sciences. Major sources of study include Encyclopedia Britannica, the Bible, Will Durant and many different world and American historians.

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Have written extensively about the differences between Jesus and Christianity and the differences between the Bible and Christianity. Author of three books and over 75 released songs.

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The Aberdeen Foundation
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Freedom Tracks Records
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Tennessee Songwriters Association
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Published Songs: www.FreedomTracks.com/songinfo.html Published Books: www.RichardAberdeen.com Currently writer for www.examiner.com

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Self-educated; Extensive studies in Bible, ancient history, American history, general sciences and related studies; main sources include Encyclopedia Britannica, Will Durant and many different world and American historians. Information available at: www.RichardAberdeen.com

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