Christianity--Tips for Ministers/Is the God of the Bible an Imposter?

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Dear Mr. Wilbur,
Peace!
Thanks for your question but it seems you would rather try to teach us priests than learn from us. If I am mistaken, then I invite you to carefully consider the following teachings which come directly from the God of all gods.

A Final Instruction Sheet for Humanity

God and Man
1. This universe in which we are temporarily residing and everything within it was made by the God of all gods. This God has five main qualities: Beauty, Power, Wealth, Renunciation and Knowledge. As children of God, we also possess these same qualities, but in finite quantity. Whereas we all have a relatively small amount of wealth (even if it is just the shirt on our back), God has infinite wealth – He/She owns EVERYTHING. Just as we all have some beauty, God has infinite beauty. This is unimaginable to the feeble minds of we human beings.  Because God is unlimited in every way, God has unlimited names and is beyond the dualities of this material sphere. None of God’s holy names is any more “powerful” than any other. God is neither young/old, male/female, large/small, Christian/Muslim, etc. God is, by definition, a person but not limited by our anthropomorphic imaginings.

2. All living beings in this world (whether of the animal or plant kingdom) are perfect and pure children of the God of all gods, full of love and wisdom. Just as a human child sometimes wants to leave his parents to become independent, we have forsaken our Heavenly Parent and chosen to come to this material world in order to satiate our trivial, selfish desires. One of the biggest misunderstandings in religious circles is the dualistic/monistic argument. The truth is that we are both one with God but we always maintain our distinct individuality.  As U2 sang: “We are one but we are not the same”.

3. The body of every human being is composed of eight material elements: The five gross material elements - solids, liquids, gases, fire/heat and ether/space and the three subtle material elements - the mind, the intellect and the ego. Each of the five gross material elements corresponds to one of the senses of the body. E.g. in outer space where there is a vacuum (ether), one can detect sounds via the ear, whereas solid matter can be seen with the eyes, felt with the sense of touch, tasted with the tongue, smelt with the nose and heard with the ear. Beyond these eight material elements is the true self - the eternal soul, which pervades the entire body. That explains why we say "This is my hand" "This is my mind". Who is the owner of the body? It is us, the anti-matter, the inextinguishable spiritual spark, the soul ! We, the soul, are eternally immutable and are by nature situated in unadulterated bliss and in perfect knowledge of the absolute truth. This purity has been “covered” and corrupted by sin (or selfishness). The body is merely a temporary vehicle for this ever-existing spiritual entity, for as Lord Jesus Christ said "The body counts for nothing - it is the spirit which gives life".
One who considers himself to be nothing more than a physical (and mental/intellectual) body is no more intelligent than an ignorant ass or cow.

4. We spend many lifetimes trying to find happiness, but after millions of incarnations attempting to seek happiness in eating, sleeping, mating, fighting and other base pursuits we finally realize that there is no real pleasure simply satisfying our mind's inane desires. Just as we take off one garment and replace it with another, the soul (that is us, the true self) passes from the present body into another body at the time of "death". For one who has taken birth, death is certain, and for one who has died, birth is certain (unless returning to God). A self-realized person is not fazed by such an occurrence. Heaven and hell are states of being, not physical locations. Heaven is union with God whilst hell is anything less than that blissful state of awareness.

5. Eventually, we begin to make inquiries in order to understand our true nature (that we are not material beings, but purely spiritual). That means we are not subject to temporal changes, but are eternal. We begin to engage in religion as a way to find the absolute truth, the Lord of lords, King of kings, the supreme God. The word "religion" originates from the Latin verb "religare" meaning "to join or unite". Thus, religion means to unite with the Supreme. The method of union with the Supreme Person is to love God with all one’s heart, mind and strength. All good qualities ensue from this one action. Love is a verb, not a noun. The essence of love is the desire for all living beings to find true happiness. When we want the best for all creatures, then we can honestly say that we love everybody equally. One who appears to love one person more than another in fact loves nobody. True love revolves around sacrificing one’s selfish desires for those of his or her superiors, whether that be one's parents, husband, employer or spiritual master, even if they are imperfect. Should a child disobey its mother just because the mother is flawed? Of course not! This paradigm is applicable to everyone without exception.

6. God has given and continues to give His/Her perfect and pure teachings through His/Her messengers, known as priests. There are literally hundreds of thousands of individuals in this world who claim to be religious leaders/teachers of some kind. However, a true pastor/priest/minister/rabbi/guru/ mullah/spiritual master (call him what you will) is extremely rare. Out of a billion people there may be one or two true prophets (spokesmen) for the God of all gods. The most heinous action possible is to persecute a member of the Holy Priesthood. Thus, murdering billions of non-priests is less sinful than even slandering one of God’s holy prophets, let alone putting him to death. Only a saintly person can find the truth and logic in such a statement.
On occasion, God gives specific messages via chosen individuals, whether they are priests or not. However, such messages are usually intended to be spoken to an individual or group of individuals with specific (and normally temporal) repercussions for those individuals in question. Such “prophets” can never ever replace a man who has evolved over millions of lifetimes to be a fully enlightened saintly prophet, appointed to teach Truth to humanity.

7. These priests then teach what they have been taught to their own families as well as to their (male) disciples. A disciple is a person who accepts discipline, that is, he obeys (preferably without question), is rewarded for his obedience and willingly accepts punishment for failure, knowing that without this discipline, progress on the path to perfection is impossible. It has even been known for young children to willingly accept punishment if they have been clearly taught how beneficial it is to their development as children of God. Obviously, the punishment should fit the crime and left up to the discretion of the individual authority. Not even a true king has the right to instruct a parent how to discipline his own charges. That is not a king’s role.
When a priest composes texts inspired by God, it is known as “holy scripture”. Congratulations! You are now reading a work of Holy Scripture!

8. Men should instruct their wives and the wife teaches her children. She always teaches the girls, until the girls get married and join their husband’s family. She teaches her sons as well, until the boys become adults. Then the father teaches his sons or sends them to another master for training in an occupation other than the father’s occupation. Thus, the Hierarchy of Society is established. See also Paragraphs 20 to 25 in this regard.

9. The goal of life is self-realization, that is, to remember who we really are. We have lived for so long in this material universe in ignorance of our true nature that the process of realizing who we are will most likely take many incarnations. This quest for perfection is the most noble endeavour possible.
One who is aware of his/her true nature overcomes all perceived suffering by constant remembrance of him/herself as an eternal spiritual being - beyond the mundane relativism of this phenomenal sphere. This is what it means to be "enlightened". Such a saintly person is extremely rare indeed.



10. It is important to distinguish between relative truth and absolute truth. Relative truth is temporal and subjective whilst absolute truth is eternal and objective. Blessed are those enlightened souls who endeavour to seek out the Absolute Truth, which is a person - the Perfect Person.
 Good and bad are relative - what may be good or bad can vary according to temporal circumstances. However, beyond the dichotomy of good and bad is the eternal truth, which transcends mundane relativism. Therefore, the goal of life is to rise above the subjective "good" and “bad” and exist in the transcendental sphere. A true spiritual preceptor is able to guide one in the intricacies of such transcendence.

11. True happiness is knowing that one is loved and cherished by the Person who created him - knowing who one really is, where he came from, where he is going, why he is here in this world and that he is not a temporal body but an eternal spirit, and following the dictates of one's superiors. True peace is attained when one has completely abandoned all self-seeking thoughts and deeds and is satisfied in the self alone, fully dependant on God/Goddess.

12. There is but ONE law - the inextricable laws of God. These laws include the natural laws (such as the law of gravity and the various cycles of the biosphere) as well as the moral laws (which are extremely complex and must be revealed via God's spokesmen, i.e. prophets). When either kind of law is transgressed, there is a detrimental effect on the entire universe. Every thought and deed has an equal and opposite reaction. The various “laws” instigated by governments are (in almost every instance) merely subjective rules and regulations imposed by self-obsessed men and women.
Judging the actions of others is a normal, natural and necessary function of every thinking person. However, one can only directly PASS judgement on those whom one has direct or indirect authority over. One should avoid passing judgement on those one has no authority over but remain silent.

13. Sin is that which falls short of God's glory. Any thought, word or deed performed for selfish gain is sinful and such evil thoughts and actions will result in suffering. It seems that virtually every thought we have is based on self-satisfaction. Everything is permissible  but not everything is beneficial. Even if one commits an evil act in ignorance of the inextricable laws of God, one is still subject to the consequential fruits of that action. However, one who sins in knowledge of the truth reaps a far greater punishment – a punishment that is inflicted upon oneself, not necessarily by a higher power.

14. There are seven cardinal sins, that is, seven acts which are intrinsically evil and can never be justified in the sight of God. They are as follows:
Greed/avarice is the selfish desire for material wealth. One should be content with what one has been given or what one has accumulated. The opposite to greed is generosity. Only the business class and ruling class are permitted to accumulate inordinate wealth, necessary to their position in society.
Pride/vanity is having an exaggerated opinion of oneself (that is, one’s body or mental/intellectual abilities). The antithesis of pride is humility (though not a false humility). Humility is knowing one’s actual place in the hierarchy of society, whether one is a beggar or God’s personal representative on Earth.
Lust is the inordinate desire for sexual gratification. The opposite to lust is chastity of body and mind.
Anger is the clouding of one’s temperament for selfish reasons which can lead to wrath, which is inflamed indignation. The antithesis of anger is serenity.
Gluttony is eating more than necessary to keep optimal health. The opposite to gluttony is continence, including controlling what kind of foods one eats.
Sloth is being lazy, including oversleeping. The antithesis of sloth is proper activity, that is, performing one’s duties of work, rest and recreation.
Envy/Jealousy is hankering for material wealth, qualities or abilities possessed by another person. The opposite to envy is contentment.

15. One of the most confronting and difficult lessons one must learn in life is that a person cannot choose his own master. No man or woman is his own master/mistress, despite what most think. Every human being has a master, though it seems most people have chosen to obey the desires of their fickle minds, rather than their appointed masters. Even God/Goddess accepts a master when He/She incarnates on Earth. Lord Krishna, Lord Rama, Lord Jesus, Lord Buddha and every other incarnation of God who ever descended to earth willingly submitted to His legitimate temporal authority.
Another very important lesson in life which must be emphasized is this: You can’t always get what you want (unless you only want what God wants).

16. A male's first lord, god and master by definition is his father as a child and as an adult, his father and/or employer. Some men, however, are fortunate enough to take instruction from a member of the priesthood. Only a priest (that is, a spokesman for the God of all gods) can honestly claim that the Supreme God is his Lord, God and Master. A boy becomes an adult on his thirteenth birthday. He then has implied authority over all females.

17. A female’s lord, god and master by definition is her father as a maiden, her husband whilst married and her adult sons if and when the husband leaves his body (or dies, to use common but erroneous parlance). She has no god or master beyond these three. When a woman is given in marriage she FULLY joins her husband’s family and no longer has any obligations to her previous family whatsoever. She takes her husband’s family name and his parents become her own parents. It is extremely offensive for a married woman (or anyone else for that matter) to claim that the ex-family are in any way, shape or form, still her relatives. The basic rule is this: a woman is always to be subservient to any adult male in the family circle. A girl becomes a woman during her first menstrual cycle and should be addressed as such. It is almost as insulting to call a woman “girl” as it is to address a man as “boy”.

18. Practically everything pertaining to human activity can be grouped into one of three categories: purity, activity (or passion) and darkness. E.g. Persons in the mode of purity worship gods or demigods, consume pure, healthy foodstuffs, give charity to beneficial causes, etc. Those in the mode of passion idolize famous personalities derived from popular culture, eat excitable food, give charity to sporting clubs and other nonsensical organizations, etc. Persons in the mode of darkness worship demonic persons such as Satan, elected governmental officials and/or evil spirits, consume filthy disgusting “food” unfit even for a stray dog to eat and give charity to wicked organizations such as political parties. See also Paragraph 35 regarding the three kinds of food. As mentioned above, the goal of life is to rise above these three modes of material nature and establish oneself in the transcendental sphere.

19. There are two kinds of persons in this world: one is called “divine” or “saintly” and the other kind is known as “demonic” or “satanic”. One who is more than fifty percent holy is called “divine” and one who is more than fifty percent evil is termed “demonic”. There are four reasons why a person aspires to holiness and four reasons why he may be attracted to the darkness. The four kinds of persons who worship God are those who seek a cure for suffering, the seekers of knowledge, those desirous of material benefits and those who are truly wise. There are four kinds of persons who do not submit to the God of gods are deluded evil-doers, lowly persons (that is, those simple persons who have only recently come into the human species from animal life and who have not evolved through many human incarnations), those whose knowledge has been taken by illusory pursuits (for instance, those seemingly intelligent individuals who are obsessed with the arts or sciences instead of theology) and those afflicted with a nasty, demonic mentality.





Society
20. Society (that is, the males of society) is divided into four classes: The Priesthood, which acts as the authoritative head of society, The Monarchy, which is the only legitimate form of governance, The Businessmen, who own agricultural and/or business assets, and The Working Class, who serve their employers (normally business owners). Typically, the working class account for approximately 85-90% of society, businessmen for about 10-15%, with kings and priests obviously such a insignificant fraction of the totality of the population that it would not be practical to quote a figure.

21. Females normally have no role in public life whatsoever. Exceptions to this rule are relatively rare. For instance, women may work in the arts (singers, actors and dancers which cannot always be easily replaced with males) or as cooks, maids or nurses, all of which are feminine duties, providing it has no detrimental affect on their prime duties as daughters, wives and mothers. As a general rule, women should be protected in the home and never wander out alone. They should fully cover their bodies in the presence of post-pubescent males outside the family circle. Even the prostitutes in some nations wear veils in public, even if out of fear of reprisal. In some locations in the world, cows freely wander the urban streets, displaying their teats. Similarly, in most locations, women wander the streets alone or in groups, displaying their bosoms and other bodily parts. Such loose women are no better than stray cows.

22. A priest is defined as a man who has evolved to the stage where he is both willing and able to act as a mediator between God and humanity. He should possess all saintly qualities such as cleanliness (which, as they say, is "next to godliness"), peacefulness, austerity, intelligence, wisdom, renunciation, tolerance, patience, humility and of course, religiosity. There is an enormous gulf between a bogus so-called “priest” and a true prophet.

23. A king is a man who has a mandate from God via his counsellor (i.e. his spiritual preceptor) to govern an area of land (and sea) and the population within its borders. He should be the head of the military and courageously lead his army into battle if necessary (as opposed to cowardly scampering into a bomb shelter under the Pentagon as US Presidents are apt to do). A king should be a natural leader among men and be willing to sacrifice his life to protect his subjects. A good monarch will take heed of wise advice from his spiritual master as well as his ministers in order to build a just society.

24. A businessman or farmer is a man who owns some kind of mercantile enterprise. The operative word being "owns", since he doesn't actually work in the business/farm (otherwise he would be a member of the working class), though, obviously, he sometimes oversees the management of the enterprise in order to make operational decisions. Therefore a plumber, for instance, who "works for himself" in NOT a businessman, but a worker, since he is employed by his clients to repair plumbing. Many working class persons are under the misconception that they are businessmen – they are not.

25. A worker is a man who is paid money or some other form of compensation to perform specified tasks for a member of one of the other three classes of society. So, by definition, a democratically-elected politician is actually a member of the working class, since he receives a set wage from his employers - the tax-paying public. A true king on the other hand, would never stoop down to such behaviour. He has been mandated to govern his people by a higher power rather than the voting public, who will simply vote for a person who will satisfy their whims rather than discharge God’s perfect will.

26. Democracy is evil because the masses will invariably choose the murderous Barabbas over the good King Jesus. This planet is surely doomed unless the most pernicious institution ever known to man (democracy) is replaced by the only legitimate form of government (monarchy - preferably a good monarch, though even a bad king is preferable to being ruled by an elected official who can never be good). Most of the problems in human society are directly or indirectly attributable to this relatively modern phenomenon, since it is the government’s role and sacred duty to enforce the law. Just because good and bad are relative, does not imply that they do not exist. They do exist but are relative. A democrat can never be good, despite appearing so.
One of the many sinister characteristics of democracy, communism and other evil forms of governance, is the desire for their so-called “leaders” to attempt to control or at least influence the personal lives of every single citizen. For example, in the wicked, decadent nation where this holy scripture was composed, The Southland (or Australia as it is known in the Latin tongue), the demonic government tries and largely succeeds in controlling the rights of parents to properly raise, discipline and punish their children according to their own morals, limiting legitimate powers an employer has over his servants, persecuting religious leaders (even to imprisonment and death, believe it or not) and even trying to influence what people eat and wear. Not that a government shouldn’t control what its citizens wear in public, but it should ensure that they are modestly dressed, which is hardly the case in Australia and similar nations. Basically, the worst of the democratic governments promote or at least permit all things contrary to God’s perfect and pure will such as adultery, fornication, prostitution, pornography, homosexuality, gambling (even running lotteries themselves), illegitimate abortion of poor innocent unborn children, irreligion, drug addiction, disrespect for authority and promoting materialism and ignorance via a powerful network of institutions of miseducation (so-called “schools, colleges and universities”). Let it be known however – democracy can not and will not endure. The truth shall triumph!
Democracy is only acceptable within large business corporations, where the shareholders must vote on who will be the company bosses and other matters.

27. Although war is unfortunate, it is sometimes necessary to defend oneself from aggressors. In certain circumstances, it is legitimate for a ruler to overtake another (bad) ruler and usurp his rule. Being a soldier is a legitimate and necessary occupation in this wicked and perilous world, mainly for the defence of a local population or nation but unfortunately not all soldiers serve a good master. Not all world leaders are righteous in all their ways.

28. Feminism is the penultimate evil at present because feminism is based on the misguided assumption that women are equal to or even superior to men. Although a female can (and often does) exhibit superior traits, skills, etcetera, to some men, a woman can never have AUTHORITY over a man. Truth be told, no true man would ever descend to the level of accepting counsel from any of his subordinates. A man should fully obey his appointed master.

29. Marriage is the physical, emotional, intellectual and spiritual union of a man with one or more women. They should be brought together by the parents and some sort of ceremony performed. If one’s parents fail in their duty to select a suitable mate, then one should very carefully choose a compatible spouse. Sexual or romantic attachment is insufficient reason for the choice of a husband or wife.  Polygamy has been taught by all the major religions. Unfortunately, the “westernized” religious cults seem to have done away with the practice for unbeknown reasons. The reason for polygamy is simply due to the fact that EVERY woman NEEDS a husband. There is no such thing as a nun in the eyes of God. Marriage is mandatory for men too, apart from missionary priests and those unfortunate males who are unable to support a family for reasons of mental or physical incapacity.





30. According to the word of God, the man should be approximately ten to twenty years older than his wife/wives. Some of the reasons for this are: It is natural for girls to be attracted to older men. The female matures earlier (physically and socially). The husband is almost a substitute for the girl's father figure so the husband’s age gives him added authority as head of the family. It gives the man extra time to establish his career, a house and home.

31. The main daily duties of the wife are to cook, clean, sew, take care of the children, and to keep the husband sexually satisfied so he doesn't look at other women. The wife should submit to the will of her husband. She should fully respect him as her master, and should address him appropriately. When they are speaking, the wife should focus her attention completely on her husband. She should listen carefully to what he says. Then she should learn what he is saying, answer him and obey his instructions. A man should never be alone with ANY female, apart from his wife of course.

32. The main duties of the husband are to teach his wife/wives and sons, protect his family from harm and supply their necessities of life, that is, food, clothing and shelter. The English noun "husband" comes from the Old Norse word "hûsbôndi", meaning "master of the house". Marriage is not a democracy. God is not a democrat. God is an autocrat (and thank God for that too!). Any so-called man who compromises with his subordinates, whether they are his wife/wives or offspring is surely doomed to failure. Western men in particular are guilty of such uxoriousness. Such emasculated “men” are not true men and desperately need to regain their dignity as head of the house. It is unbecoming (and pathetic) to pursue one’s subordinates.

33. Regarding sex, which is considered to be an extremely important part of life by the overwhelming majority of people: Sexual intercourse refers to the introduction of a man’s penis into a woman’s vagina. Other forms of sexual gratification are termed “foreplay” and all forms of foreplay are not only acceptable to the Person who invented sex, but encouraged within marriage. Sexual intercourse and foreplay is only legitimate within marriage as defined above and has three main purposes: most obviously for having children, as a form of recreation and for bringing the couple (or in the case of polygamous marriages, however many are present) closer together. When any one of the procreative, recreative or unitive aspects of sex is omitted, sex becomes a selfish, sinful act. Although sex can be a wonderful thing, it is a private matter and has no place in public forums apart from a health-perspective.

34. The proper etiquette for addressing other persons is as follows: One should address one's superiors by their title and surname, one's equals by either their title and surname or first name (depending on the circumstances) and one's subordinates by their first names (or a term of endearment if so desired). If in doubt as to the other person’s position in the hierarchy of society, it is always best to err on the side of caution and be more polite than necessary.

35. Food in the mode of purity promotes good physical and mental health. Such foods include (above all) fruits, vegetables, nuts, pulses, grains, roots, stumps (e.g. pineapple), flowers (e.g. cauliflower), seeds, herbs and of course purified water (or milk in the case of infants). Milk is intended solely for consumption by infants of the same species. Cow’s milk is for baby cows, not adult humans. The logic is overwhelming.
Food in the mode of passion promote indigestion and overly-excite the mind. Such foods are basically the same as above but with excessive amounts of oil, spices, salt and/or other condiments added. Most drugs such as caffeine, alcohol, black tea and narcotics (though hardly food) fall into this category.
Food in the mode of darkness cannot rightly be called food at all. Such offal is putrid, decayed, overcooked or the remnants of another’s meal. Unnecessarily killing and/or consuming animals is an abominable action. It is not natural for humans to put dead animals like sheep, cows, chicken and fish inside their mouths. Sheep and cows are food for carnivorous animals such as lions, tigers and wolves and fish is food for marine and semi-aquatic species. Do humans live in the ocean? Of course not! Then why is it necessary for us to go into the water to find our food? Is that sensible? Not at all.

36. Many persons seem to have an attachment to certain religious scriptures. There are indeed many useful precepts in such books (or in the case of the scripture you are now reading, leaflet) but the fact remains that God/Goddess is a PERSON and God's authority is delegated via PERSONS rather than through books, no matter how enlightening they may seem to be. A book cannot speak. A book cannot answer one's inquiries. Therefore, how can a book teach? Only a PERSON can teach. God/Goddess gives His/Her teaching authority through PERSONS known as priests or prophets.

37. Many persons wonder why there is so much suffering. Personally, I am truly amazed that there isn't more suffering, considering how evil humans are - what with the world awash with murder, rape, abortion, pornography, fornication, incest, adultery, homosexuality, deception, divorce, theft, greed, jealousy, lust, sloth, gluttony, disrespect for authority, etc, etc. Just see how merciful God/Goddess is that the average person seems to thrive and prosper despite all his shortcomings! The aphorism "As one sows, so does one reap" applies as much to our thoughts as it does to our actions.

38. It is important to distinguish between lying and deception. Lying is simply contradicting the truth, whether that be the relative truth or the absolute truth. Deception is lying for one’s own selfish benefit. Not only is it legitimate to lie in certain circumstances, it is supremely honourable to do so. If a man came to your door brandishing a weapon and asked you to hand your daughter or wife over to him to rape and kill, would you tell him where your womenfolk were located or would you lie to him? I certainly know what I would do. It is perfectly acceptable to lie to one’s subordinates if necessary.
Whoever said that God cannot lie was in fact a liar himself (or at least deluded by ignorance). God/Goddess sometimes lies to His/Her children for their own benefit. It is a righteous act, not a selfish act on His/Her part. E.g. “If you don’t stop sinning you will burn in Hell for eternity” is one of God’s common lies, the purpose of which is to prevent wicked miscreants from continuing their evil thoughts and deeds, for the benefit of all humanity, not for selfish gain. PRESUMPTION is evil because when one is presumptuous one makes a judgement about a matter even though one does not have sufficient facts to support one's position. Presumption and deception are two of the most common evils in this wicked and perilous world.

39. True freedom means being liberated from all the various “pushings” and “pullings” of the human body, mind and intellect and then freely choosing to follow the dictates of one’s god or goddess. If one's master or mistress is a good one, then true peace, happiness and freedom from all fear and anxiety shall ensue. Being free to do as one pleases is not true freedom at all but in fact is bondage to the machinations of one’s own fickle mind.

40. If the above teachings cause you to become angry or upset, then ask yourself this question: “Am I angry because the above teachings are objectively evil, or am I angry because the truth is difficult to bear?”
If it is true that there are none so blind as those who don't WANT to see and none so deaf as those who don't WANT to hear then surely there are none so ignorant as those who don't WANT to learn the truth.

Bye,
Reverend Eslam

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