Expert: BethB - 4/26/2009

Question
The country song about the two guys in a car that end up in the gay bar and the
one doesn't realize the lady he is dancing with is a guy

Answer
Hi Rona & Robert! The only song that comes to mind is Rodney Carrington's "Dancing With A Man."  It's a really funny song.  (It's kind of crude, so I hope you don't find this offensive!)  If this is not the song you were thinking of, please let me know, and I'll keep looking!  Hope this helps!
--Beth

"Dancing With A Man"
(by Rodney Carrington on the album "Hangin' with Rodney")

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I had bit off more than I could chew

Chorus
I think I'm dancing with a man
She's got calasses on her hands
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I'm dancing with a man

We sat down and talked a while and we listened to the band
Then a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if she'd dance
Then he gently took her hand (oooooh-oooooh)
and he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground

Chorus
I think he's dancing with a man
The boys at the lodge won't understand
With her hand on his behind
They two-stepped till half past 9
I think he's dancing with a man

Ohhh shit I think we're dancing with a man
It'll be known throughout the land
Two boys from Texas danced the jig with a dude who wore a wig
We've been dancing with a man

She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her foreheads red
We've been dancing with a big man