Expert: BethB - 7/10/2009

Question
Husband dreams wife is cheating on him. Toby Keith plays boyfriend @
door. Ends when husband wakes & sees wife with adopted kids of
different nationalities. PLEASE, what's name of song/singer?

Answer
Hi Coco!  The song you're looking for is Rodney Carrington's "If I'm the Only One."  I've included the lyrics and a link to the video.  Hope this helps!
--Beth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUiKU9rlRE

Rodney Carrington - If I'm the Only One

We fell in love and got married
Back in 1993
People said you had a rocky past
It never mattered to me
You say I’m the only one,
But there’s pictures on our wall
Of you and your ex boy friend
Kiss’n at the mall

If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come you still talk to him
If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come our baby looks just like Tim

I’m just asking questions
I don’t mean to pry
You got all the answers
So baby just tell me why

If I’m the only one you ever loved
Who’s underwear are these
If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come you’ve got so many Marti Gras beads
You say that I’m the only one you love

You didn’t come home the other night
You said you had to work late
I came by your office with some cookies I baked
I walked in and I saw him and his hands were in your hair
And both your feet were pointed in the air

If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come your boss is all over you
If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come his pants are around his shoes

I’m just asking questions
I don’t mean to pry
You got all the answers
So just tell my why

I just need an explanation
So I can understand
Why when I came home last night
There was a naked man
Run’n across our land
With his cloths in his hand, He ran

If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come your names on the bathroom wall
If I’m the only one you ever loved
How come it says for a good time call
You say that I’m the only one you love
But you spent the night on 50 cents tour bus

How am I the only one you ever loved….