Expert: Popcorn Guy - 11/10/2005

Question
I saw 3 witch movies that I don't know the names of.

The first one I saw a couple years ago, it's from the 90's I think. This teen downloads a witch from his computer, she comes to life, then she seduces and mounts him on the floor and then vomits really gross yellow/green pea soup barf all over his face.

The second one was on tv last year(2004) and is from the 80's I think. It starts out with this yuppie and his friend going home from work(I think they're lawyers) and they see a guy slapping a girl on the sidewalk. So they break it up and the guy pulls out a knife and says "you don't know what you're messing with". So one of the yuppies takes the girl home, she becomes his girlfriend, admits that she has powers, says that she used to belong to a witch cult that is trying to track her down, then in the end she turns out to be evil and he is lured into a ritual sacrifice and his own friend kills him.

The third one was on tv last year too, but is not a witch movie. It's from the 80's i'm pretty sure. Basically this kid gets his family killed and house burnt down by a tall old guy with a black trenchcoat and black hat. A couple years later he goes out to hunt this guy down with his friend[father?] and they go into the hardware store and make a improvised flame thrower. Then they find people with robotic parts inside of them. They pic up an atractive redhead girl on the way and at the end they kill the tall old guy and burn down his evil factory/house. Then as they leave in the car, the redhead girl turns out to be one of his evil robots and the tall old guy remains alive and there's lots of screaming at the end.

Please help me as much as you can. Thanks!

Answer
Hi, Ken...

The first two films you mention have me a bit stumped... I was never big on "witch movies," until The Blair Witch Project came along...

The third, though, I'm pretty sure about. I'm almost positive you're talking about "Phantasm II."

I'm going to keep searching for those first two films, but, meanwhile, can you remember anything else about them? The actors, maybe, or what they looked like? Directors? Anything? Send me a follow-up and let me know...

Thanks, and I hope this helps...

PCG