Expert: Popcorn Guy - 10/30/2007

Question
I am trying to find the name of an '80s massacre movie spoof.  The movie is about a person killing kids in a highschool every time they are about to have sex and does so in comical ways.  in one scene he kills a kid with a bunch of paperclips, in another he kills two kids with egg plants, in one he uses horse head book ends.  another thing i remember, they have scenes where the killer is talking on the phone, and all you see is a rubber chicken with a phone.  also half way through the movie, it goes to a white room with the director, and he says something along the lines of "in order for a movie to get an R rating it must have sexual content, violent graphics, or excessive foul language.  and since this movie has none of these, the producers have asked me to say FUCK YOU."  after this it cuts back to the movie where it left off.  i hope you know of this movie or that anyone out there does.  any help would be great and thank you in advance.

Answer
Hi, Bill...

You're looking for a movie called "Student Bodies." It was one of the funniest horror spoofs ever made! It was made in 1981, and you can find a copy on Ebay or Amazon pretty simply... I got mine for about $6....

Hope this helps...

PCG