Expert: PLAY DOCTOR - 4/22/2009

Question
QUESTION: Where in the world can I get a shot (needle syringe) as part of my medical fetish includes getting a "shot" in the butt. I used to have a couple from when a relative had to receive B12 shots. Most of this was before used medical equipment had to be disposed of so carefully. They accidently got tossed out. I have no idea how to replace them. All I would do was inject a little colored water into my "fatty" butt tissue to give me the feel and idea of a real shot. What to do now?3l

ANSWER: I am not an expert on "injections" EXCEPT to say that they are to be taken very carefully.  The untrained can really screw it up --- like to the point of paralysis!  You mentioned the "fatty butt tissue" and if that's where you're giving the injection -- you are right where you could hit a nerve and it's game over!  IF you give an injection, "high and to the side" is the key ---- the TOP left or right of the buttock and off to the side .... anything lower than the butt crack is too low.

Not sure that helps 100% but I felt it important to relay that information to you.

Now, if you'd like your temperature taken rectally - I can help!

PLAY DOCTOR
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QUESTION: Thanks for the info! Now, any idea where I can obtain another injection syringe?

I always do the rectal temp part... maybe there is something new I can learn?

I just purchased a stainless steel anal probe, and it looks pretty intimidating. The inside pulls out once the probe is in place. Anything to worry about here? It's about 8 incehs long.2vml

Answer
Can't tell you where to get the syringe and needles ---- maybe outside of the country and/or veterinary supply?

As to the probe ---- it is an anoscope or proctoscope --- make sure it's clean, don't force it and you'll be fine.

Contact me at: playdoc@playdr.com if you want 'tutoring" . . .