AboutRyan Board Expertise I can answer all blackjack questions ranging from betting, strategy, and basic counting, to ADVANCED card counting systems. I am a professional player and an expert card counter. I have been asked not to play because of my skills at Caesar's Palace, MGM Mirage, Bellagio, New York New York,and numerous overseas casinos.
Experience I am a professional card counter and have been asked not to play by numerous casinos. I have consulted for casinos as well. I currently run a website at www.championshipblackjack.com
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Education/Credentials Bachelor's in finance. I am finishing a master's in finance currently.
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Expert: Ryan Board Date: 4/17/2008 Subject: Staying focused when playing
Question Hi Ryan. I have been playing Blackjack for many years now (i am now 58) and over the past 3 years i have found that when i start to win i get a hard-on. This is really embarrassing because sometimes the table i am sat at starts to lift off the floor. How can i best control my emotions when i play. Thanks for your time. Neil.
Answer Neil,
What you suffer from is small penis syndrome. It is a common thing in the UK. What happens is that men with small penises tend to sport wood often as it makes them feel a little more "normal" and can boost their confidence. The reason the table lifts is that the other people start to lift in an attempt to move it away from you (without you knowing of course) while your eyes and hands are fascinated by and fixed on your growing, diminuitive penis. I mean, afterall, who wants to be subjected to the sight of a wanna-be penis.
What you may want to when you feel it wants to grow, is to discreetly put your hand under the table and punch yourself in the balls. This trauma should take your wandering mind off your small penis, thus ending the urge to grow and be played with.
Hope you have a nice day there in Wrose-SHipley. Cheers!
