Expert: April - 1/10/2005

Question
Can you give me some sample Newlywed Game questions? The more provocative or funny, the better. This is for a wine tasting this weekend where everyone has been married for years.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Answer
sure.  sounds like a fun idea.


1)   what is the last thing your spouse does before going to bed

2)  where is the strangest place you ever made music together

3)  if your spouse were a fruit, which would they be and why?

4)  would drink will your spouse say you prefer:
    
   a slow comfortable screw
   sex on the beach
   or
   a slippery nipple

5)  where was the last place you ate lunch together?

6)  will your spouse say you have or have not ever    shaved him or her?

7)  which porno film will your spouse say you most remind him/her of?

    a)  deep throat
    b)  long dong silver
    c)  on golden blonde
    d)  romancing the bone