Expert: Dan Scherer - 2/1/2003

Question
Hi,

Just wondering whether you have any suggestions about our site (see below)..

Thanks!
JP

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Answer
Jay, your question has introduced us to a wonderful site which we'll certainly bookmark.  From a "reviewpoint," there
are two comments, one Plus and one Minus:
One) Your About page is beautifully written and the narrow column width is a treat for the eyes as are the other narrow columns.
Two) When your navigation bar offers Links and Sources all you get is Amazon.  OK!  But a few more might make it
seem more legitimate.
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