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About Lucas Werner
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Nothing Major. I can discuss issues relating to comics who talk politics.

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Years of fandom. An extensive library. A lot of free time. Been to a show or two. Met a few comics. Henry Rollins is a really nice guy. Bob Saget is dirtier live. Jon Stewart wrote a funny book.

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Jokes & Comedians - Debate


Expert: Lucas Werner - 9/17/2007

Question
I go to a boarding school in England. Next weekend I have to do a debate 'This house supports the ban on Facebook in all schools' All I can think about is cencorship. but this isn't very funny how do I make this more amusing.

Thank you very much for your time

Answer
Try this...

In an about house... some faces house bitter faces about the face off against Facebook in this house... Facebook retaliates with housing bitter grudge against the house. Bitter faces and bitter grudges are refusing to negotiate. However, bitter feels like a pawn in the whole deal and has chosen to enlist further adverbs from the Wiktionary, Thesaurus.com, and for some strange reason, OK Cupid. In a caustic exchange of words planned for early November, it's no wonder that Flickr and Youtube have chosen to host the event by purchasing Fyucker.com which the Dean of Admissions has called the worst thing since Facebook. In other news...WHO THE HELL CARES!!!

I am so not funny, Pip.

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