About
Jerry L. Kahn Expertise I am familiar with many different types of jokes, ranging from Bill Cosby to Andrew `Dice` Clay, from Abbott and Costello to Blanche Knott. My personal style is one-liners, similar to Steven Wright, Henny Youngman, and Jay Leno. I have been performing comedy on stage since 1986. I am writing a joke book.
Question Hi. Can you tell me five very funny jokes i should tell to my friends.Thank you.
Sincerely'
Alonso
Answer I'll give you a few from different comedians:
Steven Wright:
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to mix it with. :-)
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. :-)
Henny Youngman:
Two drunks are walking down the street in New York City. One of them wanders down into the subway. He staggers back upstairs. His friend asks, "Where were you?". He answers, "I was just in some guy's basement. You oughtta see the train set he has!" :-)
Geechy Guy:
My mom is a member of DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia. :-)
Jerry Kahn (me):
I enjoy going on the Internet. Do you know what surfing the Web reminds me of? It reminds me of dreaming when you're asleep- you don't know where you are, you don't know how you got there, you don't know where you're going, and all of the women are nude. :-)
