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| Subject | Date Asked | Expert |
| Jokes and relationships | 3/2/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: I have a question for you. Does comedy in your day-to-day life bring you closer to people, or act as ... A: Hey Samantha, Great question. I would say it generally brings me closer to people I want to be ... | ||
| Jokes | 2/23/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: I am a 46 year old male 1/2 black and 1/2 Irish. I enjoy reading but sometimes I don't have very ... A: Hey Mike, Sorry for how long this took. I should start by commending you on your taste in ... | ||
| A wanna be comedian | 2/15/2007 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Do comedians write their own jokes or does someone else write their material for them. Do comedians ... A: Michael, Thank you for the question. >Do comedians write their own jokes or does someone else ... | ||
| finding a joke | 1/27/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: we have a class assembly coming up and everyone contributes they have chosen me to tell jokes ... A: Hey Heidi, I will give you a bunch of doctor jokes and maybe one or all of them will suit what you ... | ||
| constipated | 1/23/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: Tell me some constipated jokes A: Hey Stephen, Q. Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant? A. He couldn't budget. Q. Did ... | ||
| funny jokes | 1/21/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: 1. can you tell me any jokes about poop? 2.Do you like these? Some examples of why the human race ... A: Hey David, I do find those things funny. Some of them are good and I've heard them before. Poop ... | ||
| Hi i need some jokes | 1/18/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: i want some jokes, some racist ones. but see im not a racist. i just think they are funny, so give ... A: Hey Bryan, Racist jokes eh? Well I'm not sure how to go about doing this Bryan. You see I have a ... | ||
| How to be funny | 1/17/2007 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Do you have any tips on on being funny? A: Garret, I don't know if you're just asking because you want to be funnier in day-to-day life or if ... | ||
| yo mama | 1/14/2007 | Ely Henry |
| Q: Hey, im a great yo mama fan. But some of the jokes on that tv show "yo mama" are lame. Could you ... A: Well there are plenty of Yo Mama jokes circulating on the net. As far as ones that sting go? I ... | ||
| Improv in Columbus | 12/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: My husband and I live in Columbus, Ohio and would like to take one of the imrov classes you ... A: Unfortunately, all of the improv workshops that I could recommend due to personal knowledge of the ... | ||
| Popeye | 12/19/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: When Robin Williams played the role of Popeye, it was filmed in Malta. Yes? Local people now run ... A: Sorry for the lateness of this reply Eric. I believe its because the movie didn't do very well and ... | ||
| Poetry for an irish friend | 12/8/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: I have an irish friend and it's kinda hard to crack him up and I want to know if you have any jokes ... A: I'll see what I can do for you about Irish jokes but as far as Michael Jackson jokes go...It's ... | ||
| Need a good joke... | 12/7/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: I am in need of a funny joke that I can use when meeting with friends or family. I feel a good joke ... A: This is a toughy. You see I dont know what kind of a person you are. What makes you laugh. But I ... | ||
| comedian/actress | 11/20/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: my name is Marlo. I know that I am missing my calling as a comedian/actress. I don't need tips on ... A: First things first. You need to ease up on the Fame or Bust idea because people don't necessarily ... | ||
| song title | 11/20/2006 | Tom |
| Q: i am looking for the song title and artist of a song that has in it (at the end and repeated several ... A: Grif -- This is a little out of my area of expertise, but I'll give it a shot. I searched ("every ... | ||
| how to increase my sense of humor | 10/15/2006 | Tom |
| Q: Well i was going to ask my question but i just asked it in the question subject box. but here it is ... A: Corey -- You always make people laugh, and yet you want to be funnier? Your expectations are high! ... | ||
| Stand Up at Pub | 10/12/2006 | Tom |
| Q: Hey Tom Its been a goal of mine since elementry school to do a stand up comedy routine. I went ... A: Monika -- My experience is somewhat different than yours, but I can identify with the situation of ... | ||
| WW II Slap stick | 10/9/2006 | Tom |
| Q: No, my son is home schooled and does not attend public school. My question asks if my son would be ... A: Brison -- Thanks for the clarification. I'm still taking a guess about what you mean by "in trouble ... | ||
| is this funny or sick (true answer please)? | 10/9/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: Ely I got to you though the path: AllExperts > Comedy > Sick, Twisted Humor but at the top of the ... A: First off I am not a christian comedian. I am a jew. Second yes this is for the sick twisted jokes ... | ||
| Jokes | 10/7/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: Can you tell me all of your favorite jokes? I love jokes! Thanks, Carly A: Thats a tough one. I love most jokes I hear so I dont know if I can really specify some favourites. ... | ||
| jokes and comedies | 10/6/2006 | Tom |
| Q: what are the qualities of good comedy? A: Huma -- This is an interesting question -- simple question, not so easy to answer, and probably ... | ||
| Comedy | 10/3/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I was wondering if you could give me some pointers on how to start off with stand up im only 15 ... A: Ibrahim, Well, there are really a couple of questions here. Wherever possible, I'm going to give ... | ||
| Looking for the Name of a Stand-up comedian | 10/2/2006 | Eric |
| Q: I am hoping you can help me find the name of a stand up comedian that my sister and I saw some time ... A: The comedian your talking about might be Brian Regan?!? If not...sorry...but not too sorry, Regan ... | ||
| First Stage Performance | 9/28/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I will be doing my first real performance in or around March in our school's annual talent show. I ... A: Kala, First of all, it's really important that you read this whole thing, because you've given me ... | ||
| get kids to have a good time | 9/19/2006 | Ely Henry |
| Q: what are some jokes that i can do at a club meeting just for fun Last night I dreamed I ate a ... A: Hey josh, What you have to do is think about what kind of jokes make you laugh. Once you get those ... | ||
| Advice on starting out as a comedian | 9/12/2006 | Josh |
| Q: Hey Josh. Do you have to take classes on how to become a professional comedian or do you need ... A: Im am sorry but I have not spent qulifcations in being a comedian i just try to be funny and if i am ... | ||
| trouble with jokes | 9/11/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Alright well my friends they have good jokes and they like to "bomb" on people an they do a good job ... A: Samuel, I don't understand the basis of your question. Are you already involved in stand-up and ... | ||
| getting started | 9/7/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I have never done stand up comedy but would like to give it a try what should i expect? A: Jared, Here's my catch-all "Everything You Wanted To Know About Amateur Stand-Up Comedy" answer. ... | ||
| How can I be like you? | 9/1/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Hey Matt. I am now an expert and my question for you is how can I be as awesome as you? When I do ... A: Ely, What category are you an Expert in? I previously sent an auto-response decline to answer the ... | ||
| Boston Comedy Open Mics | 8/30/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I recently read an answer to a question about which cities in the US are best for comedians and ... A: Ramy, Thanks for the question. I must have mislinked in that prior answer. I don't remember where ... | ||
| Comedy styles | 8/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: You say you're familiar with improv, and obviously are with stand-up. I'm a young film student who ... A: Koren, Thanks for the question. It's interesting - I can't think of anybody I knew that did both ... | ||
| getting started | 8/23/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I am 26 years old with a wife and a baby. I was just wondering if it was too late to start becoming ... A: Mark, As to whether you're too old, I got almost the same question just a little while back, and ... | ||
| Standup Comedy | 8/19/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Matt-- I am 42 years old and have made a personal goal of trying stand-up at least once prior to ... A: Laura, Thanks for the question. OK, first of all, you've asked how to turn ideas into jokes. So ... | ||
| Success Rate | 8/13/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: If you were to make an intelligent guess, what do you think the "success rate" of stand up comedians ... A: Shawn, What an interesting question. As you've already pointed out, it really comes down to how ... | ||
| christian comedy | 8/12/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I was wondering how you went about starting to be a christian comedian and how a person would start ... A: Chauncey, Not to be flippant, but I am definitely not the right guy to talk to about this. I am ... | ||
| Writing/Selling Comedy Material | 8/11/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Hey Matt, Wanted to know some info on how to get our writing material to already established ... A: Donna, Thanks for your question. This is difficult to answer with any accuracy. One thing I can ... | ||
| Preparing For Your First Time On Stage | 7/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: How long does it take to go from an amateur comic to a professional comic? When should you look ... A: Lee, I don't know what's going on. I tried to post answers to your follow-ups, but they're not ... | ||
| IS 25 TO OLD TO BREAK INTO COMEDY | 7/22/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: I'm 25 years old and I want to be a comedian.My problem or percevied problem is I think I'm too ... A: Tyrone, Thanks for the question. You are absolutely not too old to get into stand-up. Sure, there ... | ||
| Preparing For Your First Time On Stage | 7/19/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: "how to prepare for your first time on stage" message. A: Lee, Sorry to take so long getting back to you, but I had a hard drive melt down on Tuesday night, ... | ||
| Beginners mistakes | 7/18/2006 | Matt McDonald |
| Q: Can you tell me what are some of the classic mistakes you have seen being made by beginners (stand ... A: Adam, Thanks for the kind comments and good feedback. I'm glad I gave you some information that ... | ||
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I can answer questions about The Capitol Steps, a political (mostly musical) satire group based in Washington, DC which performs in Washington, around the U.S., and four times a year on public radio. I can answer questions about who is performing which role in Capitol Steps sketches and songs on albumns and can help identify a routine (and which albumn or radio show includes it) based on partial lyrics. I can also provide tips and suggestions for those interested in writing and performing spoonerism-based comedy similar to the Steps` "Lirty Dies."
I have been a Capitol Steps fan since about 1995. I own all the albumns and have listened to each dozens of times. I have particularly studied (and particularly admire) the "Lirty Dies" routines and I have written and performed material of this sort. Despite the fact that I live halfway across the U.S. from Washington, I've attended many live Capitol Steps performances, including several at their permanent locations in the DC area.

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