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| Jokes and relationships | 3/2/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: I have a question for you. Does comedy in your day-to-day life bring you closer to people, or act as ...
A: Hey Samantha, Great question. I would say it generally brings me closer to people I want to be ...
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| Jokes | 2/23/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: I am a 46 year old male 1/2 black and 1/2 Irish. I enjoy reading but sometimes I don't have very ...
A: Hey Mike, Sorry for how long this took. I should start by commending you on your taste in ...
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| A wanna be comedian | 2/15/2007 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Do comedians write their own jokes or does someone else write their material for them. Do comedians ...
A: Michael, Thank you for the question. >Do comedians write their own jokes or does someone else ...
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| finding a joke | 1/27/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: we have a class assembly coming up and everyone contributes they have chosen me to tell jokes ...
A: Hey Heidi, I will give you a bunch of doctor jokes and maybe one or all of them will suit what you ...
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| constipated | 1/23/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: Tell me some constipated jokes
A: Hey Stephen, Q. Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant? A. He couldn't budget. Q. Did ...
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| funny jokes | 1/21/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: 1. can you tell me any jokes about poop? 2.Do you like these? Some examples of why the human race ...
A: Hey David, I do find those things funny. Some of them are good and I've heard them before. Poop ...
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| Hi i need some jokes | 1/18/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: i want some jokes, some racist ones. but see im not a racist. i just think they are funny, so give ...
A: Hey Bryan, Racist jokes eh? Well I'm not sure how to go about doing this Bryan. You see I have a ...
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| How to be funny | 1/17/2007 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Do you have any tips on on being funny?
A: Garret, I don't know if you're just asking because you want to be funnier in day-to-day life or if ...
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| yo mama | 1/14/2007 | Ely Henry |
Q: Hey, im a great yo mama fan. But some of the jokes on that tv show "yo mama" are lame. Could you ...
A: Well there are plenty of Yo Mama jokes circulating on the net. As far as ones that sting go? I ...
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| Improv in Columbus | 12/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: My husband and I live in Columbus, Ohio and would like to take one of the imrov classes you ...
A: Unfortunately, all of the improv workshops that I could recommend due to personal knowledge of the ...
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| Popeye | 12/19/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: When Robin Williams played the role of Popeye, it was filmed in Malta. Yes? Local people now run ...
A: Sorry for the lateness of this reply Eric. I believe its because the movie didn't do very well and ...
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| Poetry for an irish friend | 12/8/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: I have an irish friend and it's kinda hard to crack him up and I want to know if you have any jokes ...
A: I'll see what I can do for you about Irish jokes but as far as Michael Jackson jokes go...It's ...
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| Need a good joke... | 12/7/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: I am in need of a funny joke that I can use when meeting with friends or family. I feel a good joke ...
A: This is a toughy. You see I dont know what kind of a person you are. What makes you laugh. But I ...
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| comedian/actress | 11/20/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: my name is Marlo. I know that I am missing my calling as a comedian/actress. I don't need tips on ...
A: First things first. You need to ease up on the Fame or Bust idea because people don't necessarily ...
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| song title | 11/20/2006 | Tom |
Q: i am looking for the song title and artist of a song that has in it (at the end and repeated several ...
A: Grif -- This is a little out of my area of expertise, but I'll give it a shot. I searched ("every ...
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| how to increase my sense of humor | 10/15/2006 | Tom |
Q: Well i was going to ask my question but i just asked it in the question subject box. but here it is ...
A: Corey -- You always make people laugh, and yet you want to be funnier? Your expectations are high! ...
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| Stand Up at Pub | 10/12/2006 | Tom |
Q: Hey Tom Its been a goal of mine since elementry school to do a stand up comedy routine. I went ...
A: Monika -- My experience is somewhat different than yours, but I can identify with the situation of ...
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| WW II Slap stick | 10/9/2006 | Tom |
Q: No, my son is home schooled and does not attend public school. My question asks if my son would be ...
A: Brison -- Thanks for the clarification. I'm still taking a guess about what you mean by "in trouble ...
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| is this funny or sick (true answer please)? | 10/9/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: Ely I got to you though the path: AllExperts > Comedy > Sick, Twisted Humor but at the top of the ...
A: First off I am not a christian comedian. I am a jew. Second yes this is for the sick twisted jokes ...
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| Jokes | 10/7/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: Can you tell me all of your favorite jokes? I love jokes! Thanks, Carly
A: Thats a tough one. I love most jokes I hear so I dont know if I can really specify some favourites. ...
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| jokes and comedies | 10/6/2006 | Tom |
Q: what are the qualities of good comedy?
A: Huma -- This is an interesting question -- simple question, not so easy to answer, and probably ...
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| Comedy | 10/3/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I was wondering if you could give me some pointers on how to start off with stand up im only 15 ...
A: Ibrahim, Well, there are really a couple of questions here. Wherever possible, I'm going to give ...
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| Looking for the Name of a Stand-up comedian | 10/2/2006 | Eric |
Q: I am hoping you can help me find the name of a stand up comedian that my sister and I saw some time ...
A: The comedian your talking about might be Brian Regan?!? If not...sorry...but not too sorry, Regan ...
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| First Stage Performance | 9/28/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I will be doing my first real performance in or around March in our school's annual talent show. I ...
A: Kala, First of all, it's really important that you read this whole thing, because you've given me ...
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| get kids to have a good time | 9/19/2006 | Ely Henry |
Q: what are some jokes that i can do at a club meeting just for fun Last night I dreamed I ate a ...
A: Hey josh, What you have to do is think about what kind of jokes make you laugh. Once you get those ...
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| Advice on starting out as a comedian | 9/12/2006 | Josh |
Q: Hey Josh. Do you have to take classes on how to become a professional comedian or do you need ...
A: Im am sorry but I have not spent qulifcations in being a comedian i just try to be funny and if i am ...
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| trouble with jokes | 9/11/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Alright well my friends they have good jokes and they like to "bomb" on people an they do a good job ...
A: Samuel, I don't understand the basis of your question. Are you already involved in stand-up and ...
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| getting started | 9/7/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I have never done stand up comedy but would like to give it a try what should i expect?
A: Jared, Here's my catch-all "Everything You Wanted To Know About Amateur Stand-Up Comedy" answer. ...
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| How can I be like you? | 9/1/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Hey Matt. I am now an expert and my question for you is how can I be as awesome as you? When I do ...
A: Ely, What category are you an Expert in? I previously sent an auto-response decline to answer the ...
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| Boston Comedy Open Mics | 8/30/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I recently read an answer to a question about which cities in the US are best for comedians and ...
A: Ramy, Thanks for the question. I must have mislinked in that prior answer. I don't remember where ...
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| Comedy styles | 8/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: You say you're familiar with improv, and obviously are with stand-up. I'm a young film student who ...
A: Koren, Thanks for the question. It's interesting - I can't think of anybody I knew that did both ...
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| getting started | 8/23/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I am 26 years old with a wife and a baby. I was just wondering if it was too late to start becoming ...
A: Mark, As to whether you're too old, I got almost the same question just a little while back, and ...
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| Standup Comedy | 8/19/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Matt-- I am 42 years old and have made a personal goal of trying stand-up at least once prior to ...
A: Laura, Thanks for the question. OK, first of all, you've asked how to turn ideas into jokes. So ...
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| Success Rate | 8/13/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: If you were to make an intelligent guess, what do you think the "success rate" of stand up comedians ...
A: Shawn, What an interesting question. As you've already pointed out, it really comes down to how ...
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| christian comedy | 8/12/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I was wondering how you went about starting to be a christian comedian and how a person would start ...
A: Chauncey, Not to be flippant, but I am definitely not the right guy to talk to about this. I am ...
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| Writing/Selling Comedy Material | 8/11/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Hey Matt, Wanted to know some info on how to get our writing material to already established ...
A: Donna, Thanks for your question. This is difficult to answer with any accuracy. One thing I can ...
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| Preparing For Your First Time On Stage | 7/26/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: How long does it take to go from an amateur comic to a professional comic? When should you look ...
A: Lee, I don't know what's going on. I tried to post answers to your follow-ups, but they're not ...
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| IS 25 TO OLD TO BREAK INTO COMEDY | 7/22/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: I'm 25 years old and I want to be a comedian.My problem or percevied problem is I think I'm too ...
A: Tyrone, Thanks for the question. You are absolutely not too old to get into stand-up. Sure, there ...
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| Preparing For Your First Time On Stage | 7/19/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: "how to prepare for your first time on stage" message.
A: Lee, Sorry to take so long getting back to you, but I had a hard drive melt down on Tuesday night, ...
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| Beginners mistakes | 7/18/2006 | Matt McDonald |
Q: Can you tell me what are some of the classic mistakes you have seen being made by beginners (stand ...
A: Adam, Thanks for the kind comments and good feedback. I'm glad I gave you some information that ...
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