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About April
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I have watched ILL since i was old enough to turn on the television. There isn`t an episode I cannot recite verbatim. (much to my familys chagrin)

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i know funny. and female physical humor is not only difficult, it's a gift. lucy had the gift.

 
   

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Topic: I Love Lucy



Expert: April
Date: 11/21/2006
Subject: I need this for my class

Question
I need a 1-2 minute comical monologue for an audition and I thought that Lucille Ball would be perfect for me but I can't seem to find any monologues that she has done in writing.  Please let me know if you can thing of a few good ones and where I can get them.  If you know them by heart feel free to write them out.....thanks a lot, Michelle

Answer
here's the vitameatavegemin dialogue:



*********************************************************

Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.  

Are you tired, run - down, listless?  

Do you poop out at parties?  

Are you unpopular?  

The answer to all your problems is in this  little bottle.  VITAMEATAVEGAMIN.  

Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins, Meat, Vegetables, and Minerals.  

Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.  All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal.  Mmmmmm....  It's so tasty, too!  Tastes just like candy!  

So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!  

Thats Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)


hope that helps.

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