You are here:

MASH/Hawkeye orders a martini

Advertisement


Doogie wrote at 2008-01-20 13:58:06
This is in one of 3 episodes about mail.

Mail call  #47 2/23/74    Mail Call Again #86

12/9/75   or Mail Call#3  #143  2/6/78

Hawkeye talks to someone about a fisherman back home by the name of Lyle Brown


Korky Slovakia wrote at 2008-08-21 13:36:15
Hawkeye Pierce:

I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quang, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.


korky Slovakia wrote at 2008-09-02 15:30:22
" I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quanq, a very dry martini.

A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini.

I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area.

Mix me just such a martini."


Tiberius wrote at 2009-06-12 18:57:34
Hawkeye: "I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Kwak, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated veritable dust bowl of a martini. I want a martini that can be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini."

Trapper: "With two straws."


Mike wrote at 2010-03-04 19:15:30
I'd like a dry martini. A very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.


EricVRodgers wrote at 2013-03-28 22:41:22
Hawkeye:  "I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc. A very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dust bowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini."



Trapper:  "With two straws."


Frisco wrote at 2015-05-07 21:02:52
Found this online: "I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arrid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini."



There's also this one from another episode: "You pour six jiggers of gin into a glass and then you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth."  


MASH

All Answers


Answers by Expert:


Ask Experts

Volunteer


Captain Tuttle

Expertise

I am an addict for the show, and can say the lines 5 seconds before the actors do. I can identify the season the show was made in by the camera angle of the opening credits and the way the theme music starts. I even conned my way into the Smithsonian exhibit of the set. Yeah, I`m a fan...

Experience

Just a lifetime addiction to one of the best shows on TV

©2016 About.com. All rights reserved.