AboutApril Expertise I miss this show and wish it would run more often in re-runs. I can answer most questions about any season. Not real good on the production tho.
Experience i know funny. paul and jamie were funny.
Expert: April Date: 11/16/2006 Subject: Paul's speech to Jamie
Question The speech I want the text of is Paul's to Jamie before the surgery.
Answer not sure which surgery you speak of. when she is tested for fertility or when she goes to deliver mable? or paul's surgery?
if you mean paul's tonsilectomy or whatever it was, the episode is "A Pain in the Neck" from the 7th season. don't know for sure if there's a script available. I haven't been able to find one. However, I have Jamie's speech
I hope it will help you.
Jamie's speech:
"Oh my god, don't ever die.
'Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and make the face of heaven so fine that all the world would be in love with night.'
Did I ever tell you I played Juliet in the fifth grade? I did. Opposite Steven Palumbo's Romeo. Oy. What an actor he was. He started crying during my monologue when he was supposed to be dead, because he said I was leaning on his arm.
Oh my god, don't ever die.
I have so much more to tell you, and I'm not interested in telling it to anyone else. And I'm not saying I'd be helpless. I mean, I'm bright and fairly good with money. I mean, I guess I'm cute, right? You would say, 'What, are you kidding me? You, my little friend, are a perfect example of beautiful.' And so I am. '
Cause I am nothing more or less than what I see in your eyes when you look at me.
Do you know how long I waited for you? My mother used to say I was too picky, or afraid of commitment, and that's why I was still unmarried by the age of almost 30. But the truth is, I was just looking for you. Do you know how close I came to being a narrow, cold, mistrustful woman?
But you have given me a life so big and full and good ...and fun! I don't even know what we do, really, besides clean up and complain and wish we were sleeping, but with you, somehow... fun.
And I'll tell you a secret. When we got married, I couldn't imagine still wanting to be with anyone all this time later. But I do. It's a miracle to me. You are a miracle. You've made me happy. Which is something I never, ever thought I'd be."
