Expertise General information about the television show, and film.
Experience My name is Sean Sullivan. I was born with a piece of J.C. Penney stainless steel flatware in my mouth, and I scratched and clawed my way out of the upper middle class ghetto of Phoenix, Arizona to become the feared yet loved pariah that I am today. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas and translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook two-minute eggs in less than a minute. I have been known to remodel subway stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat dispersion. Occasionally, I trade ribald jests with heads of state.
I am an expert in glass bricklaying, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Brazil. I breed prize-winning clams. I pay my bills on time. I don't perspire. I think reverb is dishonest but sometimes necessary. Using only a hoe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from an attack of ferocious army ants. I read ancient Egyptian manuscripts in the original Sanskrit.
I am an abstract sculptor, a master archer, and a ruthless bookie. I own many of Burt Bacharach's instrumental recordings and periodically annoy the neighbors by playing them at a high volume. I sleep only fifteen minutes a night and do so standing up. It is not true that I performed covert operations for the CIA. I think Peter Gabriel was a brilliant artist until he underwent EST training. I am an unselfish lover, an investor in the Chinese stock market, a rabble-rousing herd-boy, and an inspiration for freedom fighters everywhere. My dad was a respected physicist, and I changed my name from Shaman. Children trust me.
After one listen, I can play any song on several instruments. I do not own a television or a blues record. I can make extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I did not believe in or vote for Clinton. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis.
But, I will never admit that all of the above is not true...
Q: And you probably can't play any song on different instruments:) A: Sure, and I would love to know who you are. This isn't really a MST3K question... and it's all ...
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Q: What was the name of the show they were watching that featured man-eating dinosaurs and a LOT of ... A: Devon, Thanks for the questions. Let's take it line by line: 1. The infamous 'Rockclimbing' ...
Q: When did Crow's voice change? I know that originally Trace Beaulieu (sp?) did him, but that someone ... A: Bex, Thanks for writing. Here is an answer to yourTrace Beaulieu played Dr. Clayton Forrester and ...
Q: I am wondering if anyone of the actors from Manos: Hands Of Fate did any big projects. I think that ... A: I cannot think of anyone from that (cough... cough...) film doing anything else, but the director ...
Q: I am looking for the show on cable. Any ideas what channel. A: It depends on where you happen to be. If you are certain of your location, (I do type so in jest, ...
