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In the Clouds The Four Text by Aristophanes, Socrates states, “The unexamined life is not worth living for a human being” (38A). What does he mean by this or what does this quote mean? What would Aristophanes have to say about this claim?

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You may know I answer the questions in a humorous way,...hope you enjoy...

Last night I murdered a "phosphate fertilizer" burning a little "dung",making up a "stick" who was posing her "sexual organ" as a "flower"!!!!The upside down flower was an "experienced dung" at the end!!!!!!!!

Then the flower decided to commit a suicide laughter going to the "Hell" to meet "Socrates"!...Unfortunately "Socrates" was shot UP to be ready to receive the UPcoming "Jesus"!!

I think Socrates was a caterpillar at first,committing a suicide laughter imitating the dungs & flowers!!He got assassinated yesterday,by the "ass of Jesus "as the Hell/Heaven borderline immigration officer!!!!!

People think Jesus asked them to be "reborn" to enter the "Kingdom Of Heaven"!!But I cannot be reborn for I hate sucking my thumbs as a newborn!!According to me Jesus & Socrates meant:" One cannot pass the eye of needle but a thin camel or a reincarnated dung who gets flower(Though the flower should be MODEST, even though without the Muhammad's beard or the  Mary's veil)!!!Then the flowers don't wear bikinis being "topless"...but they wear "petal" and "leaves" as the panties & skirts!!!!!!

A group of "devil caterpillars" were crying  at the Hell ,cause of the lost locust who was being dead as Socrates !A group of the heavenly butterflies were dancing for the birthday of a mature locust officer !!!!

Chant the following:`Long Live Socrates as well as Jesus & the ass of his!!`

I didn't know what to do?!Looking at everything the "Finishes" were being changed !!!!...

NOTE:A supplement to this post is published here: is recommended to be read,after finishing the present article...!

Yours/"Blessed Lunatic Wiseman"(the nonsense/serious/humorous)!


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Hi!I'm a newcomer here;a "satirist philosopher".You may ask your "serious questions",while I'm trying to "burn" the "alfalfa" eaten by "cows",digesting the "beefsteak" in my stomach!! You may chew at the same time a bar of "chocolate"!!!...In this way my "alfalfa" within the "beefsteak" and your "chocolate" in your "stomach",may be "reincarnated" to the "angels" a few miles upon our heads!!People call it "thoughts of ours",while it is just the "blaze" of the "Burning Bush",I mean the burnt "cow+alfalfa+chocolate",ascendant to the "Upstairs of the Existence"!!! ANYHOW;This is an effort to offer "basic answers" to the "basic questions" in a "humorous way",to help the "lay people" dig the "DEPTH" of the "GOD'S NOSE" as the "Cave Men"!!!!!! Questions are welcome about the "cognition" and the "Existential Cause"(i.e. philosophy of religion,philosophy of mind,and a few other philosophical branches such as "metaphysics";for example time & space and the "proboscis nose" of the "cosmos")!!! Political and social questions are welcome too,if-and only if- a "philosophical trigger" fires them!


I'm a famous philosopher author,trying to be humorous anonymous on the net.You may find my academic serious boring books on the bookshelves;but-here- I'm just a nonsense(i.e. an anonymous humorous)philosopher! I'm a satirist a satirist I'm watching the paradoxes,as a philosopher I quest at first!! The result seems to be a "REASONABLE LAUGHTER" at the "CRUXES"!!

You may find my humorous spoor in different sites on the net,but my serious books under my serious name prefer to be hidden in the bookstores!! My serious books are boring,I'd rather my jokes! ...I wish I could hide my location(i.e. my birthplace or the place where my body locates),avoiding to be attributed to the "beautiful poltician apes". Unfortunately-I couldn't!!....Though my "brainless skull" locates NOWHERE,somewhere else!!!

"PhD" in theology and comparative religions,and a few other degrees in philosophy,psychology,linguistics,politics,...s,...s,and [...]s,which are totally useless!! ...People go to universities to read books;though there are many libraries "in" and "out" of their brains!! ...I gained more in my "skull" than the universities and "schools",in which I've wasted my time for more than four decades!!

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Awarded to be alive till a few seconds ago,to be able to count and correct my previous steps!!

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