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Hi, I picked you as a because in my musing over the mind, brain, body connection the thought of mind being somehow relate to actual biology has at times seemed foolish at best.  As a "satirist philosopher" I'm in hopes you would see the humor rather than the foolishness.  Can the mind be simply the sum total of the brain/body activities available to communicate to any other mind that should happen to come along?  Seems this mind would be handy in trade labor also by providing not only the motor skills necessary but also a thought process that might muse over better/safer/faster ways to preform a particular oh... maybe toilet instillation.  I wonder if the mind or even DNA might be the main purpose for evolution and brain + body = mind shouldn't be more emphasized in biology or even neuroscience?

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Soul Of Descartes!
Soul Of Descartes!  

Nerves Of Descartes!
Nerves Of Descartes!  
The dearest "don" from Texas!
Greetings;

Very pleased to meet you ... as always I answer the questions in a humorous way,hope you enjoy!

Suppose "Descartes" is watching "his ass" in an aquarium.

As a Dualist,he may think "EIGHT" identities are watching each other:

3 spirits(two for eyes,one for nose) + 2 eyes + 1 nose= 6 identities!!

The previous 6 identities + 1 body of ass + 1 spirit of ass = 6 Descartes !!!

But I'm in doubt.... if "the eyes of Descartes" are poking his nose into the ass of his?!!Or ....it is the "ass of Descartes" ,who is poking "his tail" into the eyes of mass!!????

NOTE:The "ass" is passing away as a "late ass"(i.e. as a dead ass!!!),transferred to the eyes of his through the airs of mass!!!....meanwhile the "eyes" are poking the "nose of Descartes",into his ass!!

I think it is so, ...why???....for the following reasons:

A)"Nerves" look like cucumbers(.....They are very identical as the "slices"!!)!!
2)"Descartes" is OUT of his skull,INSIDE his nerves!!
3)..."8"... can be written "horizontal".
4)Horizontal "8" can be radiated either as the photons or as the particles!Waves & Mass!
4)Radiated to "infinite" eyes as different cameras out of aquarium,there are "INFINITE BODIES" for horizontal Descartes!!!!!!!!

Though .......I'm not sure about vertical Descartes,opposite to the diagonal Barkley's ass!!!


Yours/"Blessed Lunatic Wiseman"(the nonsense/serious/humorous)!

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Hi!I'm a newcomer here;a "satirist philosopher".You may ask your "serious questions",while I'm trying to "burn" the "alfalfa" eaten by "cows",digesting the "beefsteak" in my stomach!! You may chew at the same time a bar of "chocolate"!!!...In this way my "alfalfa" within the "beefsteak" and your "chocolate" in your "stomach",may be "reincarnated" to the "angels" a few miles upon our heads!!People call it "thoughts of ours",while it is just the "blaze" of the "Burning Bush",I mean the burnt "cow+alfalfa+chocolate",ascendant to the "Upstairs of the Existence"!!! ANYHOW;This is an effort to offer "basic answers" to the "basic questions" in a "humorous way",to help the "lay people" dig the "DEPTH" of the "GOD'S NOSE" as the "Cave Men"!!!!!! Questions are welcome about the "cognition" and the "Existential Cause"(i.e. philosophy of religion,philosophy of mind,and a few other philosophical branches such as "metaphysics";for example time & space and the "proboscis nose" of the "cosmos")!!! Political and social questions are welcome too,if-and only if- a "philosophical trigger" fires them!

Experience

I'm a famous philosopher author,trying to be humorous anonymous on the net.You may find my academic serious boring books on the bookshelves;but-here- I'm just a nonsense(i.e. an anonymous humorous)philosopher! I'm a satirist philosopher...as a satirist I'm watching the paradoxes,as a philosopher I quest at first!! The result seems to be a "REASONABLE LAUGHTER" at the "CRUXES"!!

Organizations
You may find my humorous spoor in different sites on the net,but my serious books under my serious name prefer to be hidden in the bookstores!! My serious books are boring,I'd rather my jokes! ...I wish I could hide my location(i.e. my birthplace or the place where my body locates),avoiding to be attributed to the "beautiful poltician apes". Unfortunately-I couldn't!!....Though my "brainless skull" locates NOWHERE,somewhere else!!!

Education/Credentials
"PhD" in theology and comparative religions,and a few other degrees in philosophy,psychology,linguistics,politics,...s,...s,and [...]s,which are totally useless!! ...People go to universities to read books;though there are many libraries "in" and "out" of their brains!! ...I gained more in my "skull" than the universities and "schools",in which I've wasted my time for more than four decades!!

Awards and Honors
Awarded to be alive till a few seconds ago,to be able to count and correct my previous steps!!

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