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What is the cause of existence

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Toilet Temple
Toilet Temple  

Atheist Tail
Atheist Tail  
The dearest Adam at the Garbage Chute!
Greetings;


... I answer the questions in a humorous way... hope you enjoy!

The "Waters" which are located in the "Clouds",are the "Waters" originated in "Cesspools"!!....Though - in a "Rainy Day" - you don't need to take a Shower!!


People go to the "temples" to worship "God Almighty".I go to "Toilets" to worship the "Existence"!!!



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1)If the "Existential Cause" offers the identity of the effect as a whole,then the "offered one" is the "effect's existence".The effect is indebted totally to the "Existential Cause".


An "atheist tail" followed "Richard Dawkins"....then neither Dawkins' butt remained, nor the "Lizard's Tail"...!!!...Immortal believers bite the "Lizard's Butt"(i.e. The God's Tail)!


2)As a sea comes after waves,my face comes after nose!!...For God Almighty is reduced to my nose,wherever I go I expand the cosmos!!!...people call them miracles!!!While I'm just poking my nose into my ears as the "black holes"!!!


CONCLUSIONS:
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We're the lovely baboons loosing our tails(I look like Robert Redford,you may look like a bearded Demi Moore)!!!!...If Darwin pushes the nose of yours,your tail will get manifest!!!!!!Your nose may be erected then as a "rhino's nose",somewhere else!!!!...Returning to the face of yours,your nose thinks "God Almighty" is "your face",your ascending tail considers God as "your anus"!!!Just like Sun & the radiated Gleams in the mirrors!!!



Yours/"Blessed Lunatic Wiseman"(the nonsense/serious/humorous)!  

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Hi!I'm a newcomer here;a "satirist philosopher".You may ask your "serious questions",while I'm trying to "burn" the "alfalfa" eaten by "cows",digesting the "beefsteak" in my stomach!! You may chew at the same time a bar of "chocolate"!!!...In this way my "alfalfa" within the "beefsteak" and your "chocolate" in your "stomach",may be "reincarnated" to the "angels" a few miles upon our heads!!People call it "thoughts of ours",while it is just the "blaze" of the "Burning Bush",I mean the burnt "cow+alfalfa+chocolate",ascendant to the "Upstairs of the Existence"!!! ANYHOW;This is an effort to offer "basic answers" to the "basic questions" in a "humorous way",to help the "lay people" dig the "DEPTH" of the "GOD'S NOSE" as the "Cave Men"!!!!!! Questions are welcome about the "cognition" and the "Existential Cause"(i.e. philosophy of religion,philosophy of mind,and a few other philosophical branches such as "metaphysics";for example time & space and the "proboscis nose" of the "cosmos")!!! Political and social questions are welcome too,if-and only if- a "philosophical trigger" fires them!

Experience

I'm a famous philosopher author,trying to be humorous anonymous on the net.You may find my academic serious boring books on the bookshelves;but-here- I'm just a nonsense(i.e. an anonymous humorous)philosopher! I'm a satirist philosopher...as a satirist I'm watching the paradoxes,as a philosopher I quest at first!! The result seems to be a "REASONABLE LAUGHTER" at the "CRUXES"!!

Organizations
You may find my humorous spoor in different sites on the net,but my serious books under my serious name prefer to be hidden in the bookstores!! My serious books are boring,I'd rather my jokes! ...I wish I could hide my location(i.e. my birthplace or the place where my body locates),avoiding to be attributed to the "beautiful poltician apes". Unfortunately-I couldn't!!....Though my "brainless skull" locates NOWHERE,somewhere else!!!

Education/Credentials
"PhD" in theology and comparative religions,and a few other degrees in philosophy,psychology,linguistics,politics,...s,...s,and [...]s,which are totally useless!! ...People go to universities to read books;though there are many libraries "in" and "out" of their brains!! ...I gained more in my "skull" than the universities and "schools",in which I've wasted my time for more than four decades!!

Awards and Honors
Awarded to be alive till a few seconds ago,to be able to count and correct my previous steps!!

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