Expert: Ariela - 2/8/2008

Question
Do you know what episode has Elaine going out on a date with the guy exposing himself.  She says something like "He took it out" or "he showed it"

Thanks

Answer
Dear Lloyd,

Hi. The episode you are thinking of is "The Stand-In" from season 5. The scene goes like this:

JERRY: "Come on. How was your date?

ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

JERRY: Yeah, how was it?

ELAINE: Interesting.

JERRY: Really.

ELAINE: Oh yeah.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

ELAINE: Noooo.

JERRY: You mean he just

ELAINE: Yes.

JERRY: Are you sure?

ELAINE: Oh quite.

JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

ELAINE: Yeah.

JERRY: It.

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: Out.

ELAINE: Out.

JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?

(Kramer enters)

KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)

KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman!"


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Best wishes,
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Ariela Jaglom