Expert: Rob Hill - 8/2/2007

Question
Which episode was it where George peed in the shower and Elaine's boyfriend saw him and threatened to report him?  Also, could you include some key/humorous quotes from the episode with your answer?  Thanks!

Answer
Hi Regifter,

The episode you are referring to is Season 5's "The Wife".  Greg was the name of the character who threatened to report George.  This episode also featured Courtney Cox as Meryl (Jerry's fake wife).

Some of my favorite quotes from this episode:

"We don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant.  And if I catch you in here with that again.....I will confiscate it."  - The manager at Monk's (to Jerry and Meryl)

"Do the medical journals say anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?"  - Jerry (to George)

"Different pipes go to different places!  You're gonna mix 'em up!"  - Elaine (to George)

"We'll always have pancakes."  - Jerry (to Meryl)