AboutAriela Expertise I own all the DVDs, and have watched all of the special features and commentaries on all the episodes, most of them several times. I have whole sections of dialouge memorized as well as knowing a lot of little details. I'm good at placing a random quote, character, or scene, into its correct episode and season. I can also fill you in on all details of any minor character that ever appeared on the show or any answer any minor triva-type questions. However, I don't know much about the actor's real lives, or products seen on the show.
Question what is the exact diologue for the something like "if relationship george walks that door then it will KILL independant george--movie george, liar george, the geore [jerry] grew up with--two georges divides among itself CANNOT stand."
also what is the "independant jerry" quote?
Answer Dear Hugh,
Hi. The first quote you're looking for is from the 7th season episode, "The Pool Guy." The dialogue is:
GEORGE: "Ah, you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she [Susan] is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George!
JERRY: I love that George.
GEORGE: Me Too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, cannot stand!"
The second quote you're looking for is from the 7th season episode, "The Shower Head." The dialogue is:
Morty: "Hello, Jerry? It's your father.
Jerry: Oh, hi dad.
Morty: Listen, is it all right if we move in with you for a little while?
[Jerry drops his bottle on the floor, it breaks.]
Morty: What was that?
Jerry: Nothing. A bottle broke. That's all. What do you mean, you're gonna
move in here?
Morty: Because the Costanzas are moving into Del Boca Vista.
Jerry: But it's a big complex.
Morty: You don't understand, you gotta have a buffer zone.
Jerry: All right, fine. Come over here. (Hangs up phone.)
George: What?
Jerry: They're not going back to Florida. They're moving here.
George: What? Why?
Jerry: Because your parents are going down there. My buffer zone just went
from twelve hundred miles down to two feet! You gotta do something.
George: Hey, I'm sorry, you had your buffer zone for many years. It's my turn
to live, baby.
Jerry: You know what you're doing, don't you? You're killing Independent
Jerry! I gotta go see my Uncle Leo. I think he may have made a big mistake."
I hope this answered all of your questions. Thanks for the question and please feel free to write again. If you found this answer helpful, positive feedback is always appreciated. :)
