Expert: Cletus Edmond - 4/9/2004

Question
Why would I put 'cat heads' and 'mowers' in my question subject?

Answer
Well because you are a sick individual.  Why else would you put a cats head in a mower?  Is that fun for you?  What would the cat experts say about you sticking a cats head in a mower?  Ask them and find out.  I would love to catch you doing that to a poor lawn mower some time I would just ...  Lawn mowers deserve some kind of fair treament.  They don't deserve the abuse that people put them through.  They are made to cut grass and sometimes stumps, but really nothing else.  Be good to your mower and you will have a friend forever.

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